Tag: humor
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“My loyal and faithful Dark Side agent,” Emperor Palpatine hisses. “You have served me well over these last two years.” “Yes milord,” I rise from my one-kneed crouch. “It is an honor to lay waste to those Rebel cuntpunters.” My remark is met by stone cold silence. Then: “Kent, you know I do not appreciate…
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What the terror cum is happening, alla you fate-tempters who’ve forgone sex for over a year and then decided to fuck with the strength of a thousand suns, enjoying the hell out of yourself until you feel your amplified orgasm building into an unstoppable roil, threatening to make you poop, pee, or go Super Fucking…
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What the pubic coughing fit is going on, all you unfortunate oral warriors who’ve suddenly been caught in the terrible-ass conundrum of having to admit you’ve maowed down a rogue bdussy hair or pretend you have COVI— TELL THE FUCKING TRUTH! Ain’t nobody gonna judge you for going to town on some poorly trimmed butthole,…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“The fuck are you doing here?” Brad Pitt shoves my chest as he walks by me on the ultra-luxurious, infinity pool deck we’ve all been invited to as part of the WhoreCon 7 intercontinental cruise. “You’re no Man Whore!” Ryan Gosling glances over—he’s sitting on an indoor/outdoor crocodile-hide sofa—and laughs incredulously. “THIS motherfucker? Hey check…
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What the taint-tickle is happening, all you closet freaks who’ve experienced a pleasurable brush on your nerve-rich strip of No Man’s Land and bitten your lip, unsure of whether to encourage your paramour or flagellate yourself with a nine-tailed scou— Come ON, dude! It’s 2020! Civilization’s on the brink of collapse! Forget the taint-play—you should…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I end my day like any other: by maowing down some magic mushies, then falling asleep to a K-drama. (Yes—they are the BEST!) Zzzzzz….. Huh? I try to jerk awake, but I can’t move. Sleep paralysis. Goddammit—it happened a few times when I was a kid. Didn’t think it’d happen again… Wait. There’s something in…
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What the turd-sweat (that’s when you break into a copious sweat because you’re holding back the mother of all shit-logs) is happening, all you polite mofos who’ve crawled across the ground as you made your way to the toilet because you can’t risk relaxing your sphincter, gasping and squealing like you were some shot-up grunt…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I never planned on being a Man Whore. It just kinda fell into my lap. After women kept texting me, “How much for 1 sex?” I decided hey—why not make some money off my knee-knocking womb-hammer? Seeing as it’s a pandemic, I’ve decided to implement a special discount. Pay for 1 sex, get the second…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the machine-gun poop is happening, all you colonic powerhouses who flinch, yelp, and then bite your lip and cry silent tears of shame and fury as your unrelenting asshole—KAKAKAKA!—defies your wishes for an easy, satisfying bowel movement and deluges your buttocks with hellish splashba— Oh. My. GOD!!! Learn some sphincter control, you untrained heathen! …
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I once was a man named Kent Wayne. No one calls me that anymore. No one calls me anything anymore. Everybody’s gone. 2021 was even worse than 2020. Economic collapse. Civil War. The rise of the Karens. 2022—the end of civilization as we knew it. We could have survived climate change and the ravages of…
Kent Wayne 