Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the whore-bag is happening, all my fellow man-whores who keep a handy pouch full of plugs, ticklers, gels, electrodes, prosthetics with studs and spinny attachm— Whoa whoa WHOA! If you indulge in ANY of that nonsense, lose my number! Not only am I an upstanding citizen, I’m a patriot and a Christian! I don’t…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I wake up to a horrifying sight: Thanos looming over me, hands crossed behind his back. “Kent Wayne, you are the one remaining threat to my power,” he rumbles. “Once I destroy your monstrous penis, I can go back to being a simple farmer.” He rips off my sleeping bag, where I’m spooning peacefully with…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-tickle is happening, all you unwitting wiener-wielders who’ve bumbled happily through your day, then been caught unawares by your waiting friend’s sly finger-flick, surprising a high-pitched Star Wars Jawa cry from you—“UTTINI”—before you turn on them with the wrath of a thousand suns, ready to rain fire and death upon their nether parts…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Been a long time since I punched a clock. I love my freewheeling existence—no alarms, bosses, or tepid, soulless smiles that conceal my horror at spending half my waking hours in a dream-killing cubicle… Yes indeed—this is the life. After I jerk it for the twenty-third time (twenty-fourth, maybe? Hard to keep track these days)…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-smirk is happening, all you folk who’ve soaked your furniture in wet spots and stains, then pretended not to notice when your friends come over and sit in a spot of your long-dead gametes which have crystallized into fine, crusty, filame— GROSS! What the fuck are you doing, soaking your living quarters in…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Ugh. Injured my knees and both my shoulders. Can’t work out. The anger builds and builds, despite my continuous masturbation. Seven, eight, nine times a day—it’s gotten to the point where my wiener is only able to muster 50% hardness. Like playing pool with a length of goddamn rope. RAAAHHHH!!! RUK KRYOK IKH-THANTER KHYROKTI! Sorry. …
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-print is happening, all my heavy-hogged fellows who were persecuted during the eighties when super-tight jeans were the societal norm yet everyone pretended to be disgusted by big wiener-outlines, but now you’re riding the popularity of gray, womb-hammer-revealing sweatpants to its fullest potenti— Hey asshole—with great wiener comes great discretion! Keep yer meat-show…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Doo-be-doo-be-doooo…hit the gym, ran some errands, now I’m ready to stretch, jerk off, and rela— Wait a second. My front door is wide open. I shift into park, looking warily around as I step out from my car. Should I call the police? Yell and scream? Strip naked and bum rush whoever’s lurking in my…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the decepto-shart is happening, all you would-be pranksters who cup the air beneath your gross-hole, trying to catch a fart so you can fling it into your friend’s face but then your godawful buttocks betrays you by unleashing a shit-log right into your palm, so damn wide that it feels like you’re giving birth…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
The world is wildly different than it was a year ago. Viruses. Unrest. Karens. People were once resigned to a slow, societal decline, but now they seek—and participate in—a fast-moving spiral into anarchic chaos. What do we do? What CAN we do? I stare morosely at my laptop, watching as conflict and turmoil pour from…
Kent Wayne 