Tag: fiction
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Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his intrepid companions fight like hell through an Iguar ambush, then enjoy a rare moment of relative calm! Here’s the link: Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the hypno-whore is happening, all you steadfast relationshippers who clench your fists and grind your teeth when your sworn heart-mate becomes entranced by those evil, mesmeric trollops on Instagram with their perfect lighting and always tensed abs and immaculately outlined genitals— Whoa whoa WHOA! Keep them in perspective–they’re a bunch of selfie-folk, striving to…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Goddamn TIE fighters!” Luke rages. “Gonna shit in their cockpits and max out the heat on their goddamn air conditioners! Bake that funk in!” “Whoa, easy there Red 5. No need to swear.” I exchange looks with my fellow pilots through our multi-channel video-link. “Uh, is something wrong? I mean, you’re not usually this…” “Fucking…
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Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his intrepid companions fight like hell through an Iguar ambush, then enjoy a rare moment of relative calm! Here’s the link: Chapter 24 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cum-sicle is happening, all you Gross Beings who lay around all day and entertain yourself by blasting jism onto the exact same spot on the edge of your bed which causes a constantly renewing drip of hardening spooge to form and crystallize into a powerful weapon which you can then use to pick…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
GerYobberTops! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“REMOVE THE BAG.” Someone yanks the bag off my head, blitzing me with a wash of overhead glare. I squint and blink, trying to bring the world into sharper focus. It resolves from a fuzzy white blob into a chain of silhouettes—I’m surrounded by masked, blond-bobbed women. “Who are you?” I croak. “Why are you…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
SkerJobberYibbers! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his intrepid companions make their way out of an Elerican castle back onto the Iguar-filled streets! Here’s the link: Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GlerBorgenYobben McThoobenGoobs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
Kent Wayne 