Tag: fiction
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The day after tomorrow, the Echo series is FREE for five days! (6/6-6/10)
The day after tomorrow, the entire Echo series—Echo 1, 2, 3, 4—is FREE on Kindle for five days! (6/6-6/10) #WritingCommunity Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol.…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the ball-stank is happening, all you gym bros who slap each other’s skulls, arms, and occasionally ass-cheeks in a super insecure display of shaky heterosexuality, screaming “U-S-A! U-S-A! [hometown high school] football RULES!” then spot for your partner on the ridiculously eighties-style exercise known as the bench press, but your unwashed sack and frenulum…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“You’re new here aren’t you?” “Yeah.” I tilt my head, curious. “Why? What’s going on, KentSperm3908214?” “It’s a holiday.” He bores into me with his haunted eyes. “Yeah? And?” Suddenly, Wiener begins grunting and struggling. “Agh! Can’t move!” he screams. “Goddamn corpus cavernosum are filling with blood!” Even here, down in Kent Wayne’s balls, I…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets four stars on Amazon!!!
V.M. throws Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl a four star rating on Amazon! Thank you V.M! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Jaws-themed blowjay is going on, all you bonered-up suck-victims who are transfixed by your partner as they bob up and down and hum DA-dum, sending a thrill of fear racing up your spine before they do it again—DA-dum—holy fuck what is happening right now, DA-dum DA-dum dadumdadumDAAAAAA, now you can’t watch a shark…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Oh man, I cannot believe I’m about to explore Dagobah. Finally—after all that shit with the second Death Star, balance is restored to the motherfucking Force. Now that it’s safe, I’m gonna tour the galaxy and take in the sights. Tatooine, Hoth, Endor…not gonna lie, I’m a giant Luke fan-boy. I throttle my X-Wing, easing…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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