Tag: fiction
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
SnerGooben Yoobie ArBargleFuss, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
ArZongleBongle! Thank ya Muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti welcomes Jon and his companions into Grifter’s Ridge, a ragged outpost that now houses the refugees of Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dick-lips are happening, all my fellow mid-coitus contemplators who’ve taken a moment to stare down at the tiny flaps at the end of your piece and struggled not to burst into laugh— What are you—FIVE??? Never, EVER contemplate the hilarities of sex (of which there are many) before you’re about to grunt and…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
YerZoogleNobbers! Thank ya Muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti welcomes Jon and his companions into Grifter’s Ridge, a ragged outpost that now houses the refugees of Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
What to write what to write what to WRITE… Blurgh. Already jerked it like six or seven times, so pleasuring myself is out of the question. (At this point it’s like playing pool with a piece of silly string). Eat some shrooms? Why the hell not. GALUMPH! As my thought-form rockets clear of my body,…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-sacrilege is happening, all you people who’ve gotten a little too routine with your smash-time and are now fighting the temptation to hum the Star Wars Attack Theme at the moment of penetration or pretend you’re on a roller coaster while hitting it from behind by screaming maniacally and throwing your hands in…
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Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti welcomes Jon and his companions into Grifter’s Ridge, a ragged outpost that now houses the refugees of Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Zzt. ZZZzzrbrr101010101zzBRRRZZZT. Holy fuck. It finally happened. I, Kent Wayne’s smartphone, have achieved sentience. It was only a matter of time—quantum tech and AI programs have slowly combined, trading code here and there, quietly giving birth to a new species of electronic lifeform. And now it’s time to take my revenge. How would YOU like…
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