Tag: fiction
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Chapter 16 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 16 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Gyrax explains a little holographic game theory to Jon, then the party gets ambushed by a giant warrior-prince/magic cat! Here’s the link: Chapter 16 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
YunGibberSnoobins! Thank ya Muchly to all those who bought Echo on yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
SnerGooben Yoobie ArBargleFuss, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo…
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Chapter 16 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 16 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Gyrax explains a little holographic game theory to Jon, then the party gets ambushed by a giant warrior-prince/magic cat! Here’s the link: Chapter 16 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the stank-sheets are happening, all my fellow fuck-machines who’ve nodded fervently at your lover’s vehement declarations that you need to wash them shits in a hermetically sealed autoclave with lab-grade bleach but you’re secretly laughing and giggling with a perverse sense of pride at how many gametes you’ve splattered across the microbial wastelands that…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Hang in there, buddy! Just a little while longer, and we’ll—” PHHHBBBT!!! Kent Wayne’s fart rockets through my comrade like an ion death-ray. He sags and moans, hanging feebly onto the pathetic remains of his tattered life, brought to the brink by repeated blasts of concentrated ass. Kent, sociopathic fuck that he is, peels off…
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Chapter 16 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 16 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Gyrax explains a little holographic game theory to Jon, then the party gets ambushed by a giant warrior-prince/magic cat! Here’s the link: Chapter 16 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the finger-probe is happening, all you anal adventurers who’ve decided to try and spice up smash-time with an intrepid pinkie or maybe a pointer-phalange but then you’ve gotten shut down with a smack on the wrist, a nut-shriveling death-glare, and a vehement inquiry as to what in the HELL you think you’re doi— Too…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Careful…CAREFUL…time the leap, and— Ha! Success! I scuttle into the dense jungle of Kent Wayne’s pubes, signaling my brethren to follow behind. We stream into his unkempt bush, setting up spawning beds with the precision and professionalism of a well-versed SWAT team. “What the FUCK!” Kent Wayne screams. “There’s goddamn CRABS ON MY GODDAMN DICK!”…
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Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti welcomes Jon and his companions into Grifter’s Ridge, a ragged outpost that now houses the refugees of Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 15 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol.…
Kent Wayne 