Tag: blogging
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Check out my podcast: Strained Brains!
NerPiggenYoobers! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo Vol.…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Much to my neighbor’s distress, I finish my shower-karaoke with a not just butchered, but fisted-in-the-anoos-and-left-for-dead rendition of “Every Breath You Take” by the Police. “I’LL BE WATCHING YOOOOUUU!!!” I scream into my shampoo bottle/microphone. Suddenly, a double-toned voice growls, “That should do it.” Da fuq? I look down and lock eyes with a pair…
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Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is up!
BerKoom! Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is UP! Here we go: an aimless kid who doesn’t want to go to college, doesn’t want to vie for a corner office and cushy 401k, but doesn’t know what else to do. Luckily for him, he stumbles onto a reality-bending contract that shows him–in the words of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dangly-sack is happening, all you big-scrotumed sex-machines who dread the thought of doggy style because your giant balls are gonna be subject to merciless, rhythmic impact—THWAP-THWAP-THWAP—as you soldier on from behind, crying silent tears of pain while fucking up a storm for the good of your partner but you can’t last much longer…
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Musings
Writing badly (the first draft) is like allowing myself to chaotically pencil a shaky picture. Its purpose is to serve as a handhold for my imagination, to bring a muddy idea into hazy visibility. Then, as I edit again and again, the sentences begin snapping together, and a rhythm becomes all too apparent. Plot holes…
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Check out my podcast: Strained Brains!
GorYubbenYobs! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo Vol.…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
A hundred words. A thousand. Ten thousand. A hundred thousand. A MILLION. I write and I write and I write, turning my imagination inside out, upside down and into a dimension-twisting mobius. I lose track of time and space as my fingers dance across the keys, channeling idea after idea after idea… “KENT WAYNE!” The…
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The Prologue for the Unbound Realm is UP!
Check out the prologue for book 1 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series! Here’s the link: Prologue for the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Musings
Surrender refers to an internal state. Regardless of physical conditions, I can mentally reach for ease and flow. Maybe I can’t grasp them immediately, maybe I’m outwardly straining, but I can always point myself in a nonresistant direction. And if I can’t do that through conscious focus, I can take a nap or distract myself…
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Check out my podcast: Strained Brains!
TherGooberYunties! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo Vol.…
Kent Wayne 