Tag: blogging
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“WAKE UP, KENT WAYNE!” Jeff Bezos hollers. “PREPARE TO BE HARVESTED FOR YOUR EXQUISITE PUBIC HAIR!” What the hell? I try to stand up, but my limbs are spread-eagled, shackled to a steel operating table. Bezos adjusts the surgical light, exposing my unzipped crotch and my enormous unshaven balls, and twiddles his fingers like a…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the scatter-piss is happening, my fellow big-dick-slitted folk who have tried and tried to explain your plight, agonizing over each urinary debacle to the point where you’re sumo-squatting over the toilet and forming a little pee-shield with your hand between your wiener and your thighs while you’re saying the Lord’s Prayer with tears of…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Have a gander at my first venture into YA fantasy! It’s got Witches and Wolven, magic revolvers, a half-Elf Princess, and the last Wayfarer! All that and more in A Door into Evermoor! Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Musings
Externally, I seek satisfaction from imperfect circumstances, because in my opinion, circumstances are constantly moving towards long-run perfection. Internally, I’m much more strict. I seek—at a minimum—a state of satisfaction. And in so doing, I can appreciate the perfection as it unfolds.
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Echo 2 gets five stars on Amazon!
BerZongerYoobies! Echo Volume 2 gets a new five-star on Amazon! Thank You Muchly to anyone who’s read and/or reviewed any of my books! 😁 😁 😄 Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here:…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Echo Volumes 1 & 2 (Combined Edition) get five stars on Goodreads!!!
Echo Volume 1 & 2 (Combined Edition) nabs a five-star on Goodreads! BIG ol’ Thank You if you’ve read and/or reviewed any of my books! 😁 😁 😄 Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Have a gander at my first venture into YA fantasy! This is the first book where I felt I “settled into my authorhood,” since I wasn’t relying on violence/profanity to drive the pace and hit the high notes. It’s got Elerican Witches and Wolven royalty, a half-Elf Princess and the last Wayfarer! All that and…
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