Category: Strained Brains Podcast

What the old boxing glove is going on, my fellow folks who’ve decided to dip their toe in a little pugilistic punch n’ parry, then caught a whiff of some stank-ass mitt that’s become a concentrated breeding factory for Evil after housing a schweaty fist that’s spent a giant percentage of its existence in noses,…

What the finger sniff is happening, all you—EVERY SINGLE ONE, DON’T LIE—who have scratched an odious orifice, maintained a perfectly straight face (as if being nonchalant will help you conceal your impending perfidy), and taken a whiff of the repugnant film that coats your phalanges?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a…

What the surreptitious stain is going on, all you folks who’ve kept others guessing about a dark spot centered directly above your crotch (was it an errant splash of water?  Or hath the potential perpetrator excreted something far more nefarious?  The game is afoot!)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy…

What the felch-fail is happening, all my fellow people who pretend to not know what that word is (if you don’t know, then for the love of God, do NOT google it!) and make a disgusted face while secretly laughing on the inside?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of…