Category: Strained Brains Podcast
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It’s Free Sample Friday!!
Scorponok’s circuitry-saddled sack—it’s Free Sample Friday! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the masturbation excuse is happening, all my fellow meat-beaters and bean-flickers who’ve been deep in the midst of a flick/jerk sesh and been interrupted by your roommate opening the door, requiring you to make some frenzied, half-ass justification as to why your pants are down around your ankles? (“AAAH! Just checking for ghosts!” That…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the unintended BLAP is happening, all my fellow lovers who’ve gone a bit too hard at it and induced a gassy, slappy noise that hits us with the urge to giggle like schoolchildren—an urge which we all set aside because every single one of us is a Professional Fucker of the highest caliber? (If…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the snake-finger is going on, all you intrepid risk-takers who’ve caused a relationship to go from lovey-dovey to full on apocalyptic nuclear because you could no longer contain your childlike curiosity of what would happen if you stuck a finger into your lover’s brown-eye? (It doesn’t help if you precede it with the Star…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the well-executed analingus is going on, all my fellow professionals who approach rimming with the concentration and gravitas of a master samurai who’s also a neurosurgeon and is about to operate on the next techno-savior of humanity? (That’s how it SHOULD be done! Come on—it’s a goddamned minefield down there, people!) This is just…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and Podcast Stuff
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol. 4: Chapter 90, 23rd pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: I’ll finish my final…
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Episode #17 of Strained Brains Podcast is UP!
Skuldoobimus McFoo! Episode #17 of Strained Brains Podcast is UP! This is part 2/2 where we talk to Derek Marrongelle, a clinical nutritionist who uses Braintap (a sweet piece of sci-fi looking headgear) to help his clients hack their brains and alter undesirable behaviors. Come give it a listen by following the links! Strained Brains Podcast.…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the turd fascination is happening, all my fellow liars who purport to never have been tempted to take a picture of that one perfect dook in all your years of dooking where it coiled into a neat spiral and poked its perfectly formed tip out of the water? This is just an afternoon reminder…
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Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)
What the airplane ass is happening, all you deviants who’ve ridden in a flying metal coffin and decided to assault your fellow passengers with a whiff of what you just had for lunch while pretending to look all sophisticated by reading the latest issue of Forbes and nodding along with a furrowed brow, taking fake…
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Episode 16 of Strained Brains Podcast is UP!
Doc Free Monk and I interview Derek Marrongelle, a clinical nutritionist who uses Braintap (a sweet piece of sci-fi looking headgear) to help his clients hack their brains and alter undesirable behaviors. Come give it a listen by following the links! Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle…
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