What the well-executed analingus is going on, all my fellow professionals who approach rimming with the concentration and gravitas of a master samurai who’s also a neurosurgeon and is about to operate on the next techno-savior of humanity? (That’s how it SHOULD be done! Come on—it’s a goddamned minefield down there, people!) This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast! (And to leave a positive review for them as well! 🙂 ) Just to allay your fears: neither Echo nor my podcast are about some tea-ceremony-worthy butthole-licking; no way dudebros! Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards! Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon. Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means). To give you an idea of how bleach-bunged amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this: you’re locked in a desperate game of cat-and-mouse with your Office Archnemesis. It’s escalated from stealing each others’ lunches to replacing the toilet paper roll with a painted duplicate of a full roll right before he was about to poop. A painted duplicate of a full roll…without a single effin’ sheet on it. (I know—genius, right?) But now…
He’s emailed your incognito playlist—your HIDDEN playlist—to the entire office! You walk in at 9 am sharp, only to be assaulted by pointing fingers and raucous laughter. Your face blanches as you realize what perfidy has occurred.
“No…” you whisper.
But before you can commit a fully justified seppuku, Professor X wheels furiously into the office and screams in rage. At the same time, a wave of psychic distortion rolls off his bald dome, erasing the memories of everyone who’s seen your playlist. You fall to your knees, sobbing in unabashed relief as your hidden taste in pansy-ass music is promptly wiped from everyone’s minds. YES! See, that pure blast of Holy Fucking Shit That Was A Close One is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes! So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a glam-rock-deluged favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes! Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!! 🙂 🙂 😀
Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined Edition If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast: Strained Brains! It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play! Please give it a listen and a five-star review! Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human: Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com! Go check out his computer-based wizardry 🙂 🙂 😀
Hold on! I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate! If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish. Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens! In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to! Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy! Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts! 😲💪 😜