Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the airplane ass is happening, all you deviants who’ve ridden in a flying metal coffin and decided to assault your fellow passengers with a whiff of what you just had for lunch while pretending to look all sophisticated by reading the latest issue of Forbes and nodding along with a furrowed brow, taking fake notes in a leather-bound notebook—notes which are actually doodles of giant Attack Cocks?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Be at ease: neither Echo nor my podcast detail the odious air that fills the pressurized cabins of those who fly the friendly skies—no freakin’ way on a stick!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, dark socioeconomic commentary, robo-beast monsters, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how bdussy-free amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’ve just eaten ten grams of magic mushrooms, and you’re at the local Chuck E Cheese, whack-a-moling your heart out as you commune with the Astral Wizards of Elothia.  Suddenly, amidst the vibrant swirls of fractals and geometries, you see the whack-a-mole heads morph into your Ex’s; they’re all laughing at you, making fun of your genitals and gloating that they’ve spent your entire life savings on a Miami Vice-inspired wardrobe.  GodDAMMIT!  As rivers of sweat pour down your asscheeks, as blood leaks from the corners of your eyes, you whisper a prayer to Odin and—

—MCMOTHERFUCKINGKABOOM!—

—a giant bolt of multi-tined lightning forks down from the sky, electrifying all the evil Ex-heads and magically turning them into your [choice of celebrity]’s, and whaddaya know:  all these beautiful new heads are clamoring to orally pleasure you!  YES!  See, that rush of sheer joy you’d feel at having a legion of Ex-heads turn into a fawning gaggle of beautifully-tongued genital pleasers is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcasters feel when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a lickamajicious favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

 

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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