Get yer copy of Echo and download you some Strained Brains Podcast! (And leave a positive review for them as well!) :)

What the masturbation excuse is happening, all my fellow meat-beaters and bean-flickers who’ve been deep in the midst of a flick/jerk sesh and been interrupted by your roommate opening the door, requiring you to make some frenzied, half-ass justification as to why your pants are down around your ankles?  (“AAAH!  Just checking for ghosts!”  That doesn’t work—trust me)  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo and download you some episodes of the Strained Brains podcast!  (And to leave a positive review for them as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry:  neither Echo nor my podcast are about some blurted bullshit we throw at our roommate in an effort to distract them from our engorged genitals; no effin’ way, Mcdudebros!  Echo’s all about cyborg super-soldiers, super philosophical super cyborgs, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my books, please remember to leave a positive review for them on Amazon.  Amazon reviews only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to make them; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how non-jerk-shame amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re in the cockpit of your Dimension Skimmer, punching the gearshift up into fifth, sixth, seventh, mobius…when suddenly, rabid Bronies begin catapulting up from a vortex in the aether, slapping onto the hull of your skimmer and dissolving its armor with their antithetical-to-existence, weak-sauce man-tears.  Holy FUCK!  You veer from side to side, trying to buck these shitbirds off, but just like in the climax of every action movie,




But wait—you keep a canister of consecrated Chuck Norris beard for JUST such a circumstance!  Pop the canopy, toss a handful of America-infused beard into the air…each individual strand immediately begins kicking the face off these goddamn Bronies with their tiny twists of follicle-formed legs!  YES!  See, that rush of awe and Come Get You Some that would rush through your being due to Chuck Norris’s beard hairs coming alive and destroying a handful of Bronies is EXACTLY what we indie author/podcaster feels when we get a positive review on Amazon or iTunes!  So do your favorite indie author/podcaster a Texas Walker favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons or the ’Tunes!  Thank You All and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  If you wanna hear me babble on about anything and everything, and strain my FREAKIN’ BRAIN, then here’s a link to my podcast:  Strained Brains!  It is on iTunes, Stitcher, Spotify, and Google Play!  Please give it a listen and a five-star review!  Here’s the miscellaneous gear that I use to try and become an uber-human:  Optimization, and last but not least, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

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