My latest ham-handed scheme to seduce soccer moms involved making out with a flexed bicep while dressed in undies. In the span of seconds, I was tased, bludgeoned, and soundly beaten about the face and genitals.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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Next week, Man Child Monday will return! But today, I just want to throw one more plug out for the podcast.
It was call-in software, and I’m well aware my voice sounds nerdy (I’ve been told I sound like a dubbed over kung fu villain when I get excited). I’m also a definite noob at the spoken word, especially in a forum with three other voices. If you can stomach all that, then I hope you have a listen and enjoy yourself! 🙂 🙂 🙂
Here’s the link to the episode: Red River Radio.
I’ve guested on a podcast! Here’s the link to the episode: Red River Radio.
It was call-in software, and I’m well aware my voice sounds nerdy (I’ve been told I sound like a dubbed over kung fu villain when I get excited). I’m also a definite noob at the spoken word, especially in a forum with three other voices. If you can stomach all that, then I hope you have a listen and enjoy yourself! 🙂 🙂 🙂
In lieu of Man Child Monday (I’ll post photos again on on 4/23), I’ll be guesting on a podcast: Dellani’s Tea Time Monday. You can listen to it live 1-3pm pacific, or listen to it after it’s aired.
I’m not really fast on my feet when it comes to the spoken word, and when I get excited I sound like a dubbed over ’70s kung fu villain, so there’s a good chance I’ll come off as a complete idiot. If you’re so inclined, come give it a listen! 🙂 🙂 😀
Hey everybody, until 4/23, Man Child Mondays will go on temporary hiatus so I can spread the news that I’ve been invited to be an author-guest on a podcast called Red River Radio! The chat will take place on 4/9, it’ll be for two hours, and there’ll be two other authors along with the hosts. I’ll post a link when they’ve got the audio formatted and ready to listen to. Apparently, the chat is PG-13, so I won’t be joking about my nethers and whatnot, and I’ll probably try not to swear. Fair warning: I’ve been told that I sound like a dubbed-over 70s Kung Fu villain when I get excited, so I’ll do my best to enunciate carefully, haha! This is also my first foray into spoken-word entertainment, so I’ll probably come off as a complete idiot. Anyways—4/9! Blogtalkradio.com/rrriver! See you—sorry, TALK to you—guys soon! 🙂 🙂 😀
Boom! Placed first at the Man Whore Nationals and got this trophy, mwahaha!
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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“There I was—balls deep in your mother’s ass…”
Shortly after detailing my lusty adventures with the local frat-bros’ moms, I had to beat a hasty escape in which I employed a jetpack and a dinosaur.
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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Gird yourself for St. Paddy’s Day! Don your tiny green hats and sharpen your old-timey boxing, for hordes of leprechauns are coming! THEY’RE COMING!
…I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.
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Not sure if you can see the doodle beside my signature, but in true Man Child fashion, I had to mark the first proof copy of Echo with a crude drawing of male genitalia. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy
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It takes discipline to view an inspirational figure as a strategic asset—objectively noting their methods/actions, and using analysis/experimentation to determine whether their methods/actions are useful or not in a specific context.
It’s much easier to view someone as an idol—to blindly follow their example, regardless of whether or not it makes any sense.
Dirty Sci-Fi Buddha 