Category: Man Child Mondays
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Man Child Monday
My latest ham-handed scheme to seduce soccer moms involved making out with a flexed bicep while dressed in undies. In the span of seconds, I was tased, bludgeoned, and soundly beaten about the face and genitals. …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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I’m on a podcast!
Next week, Man Child Monday will return! But today, I just want to throw one more plug out for the podcast. It was call-in software, and I’m well aware my voice sounds nerdy (I’ve been told I sound like a dubbed over kung fu villain when I get excited). I’m also a definite noob at…
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Give the podcast a listen!
I’ve guested on a podcast! Here’s the link to the episode: Red River Radio. It was call-in software, and I’m well aware my voice sounds nerdy (I’ve been told I sound like a dubbed over kung fu villain when I get excited). I’m also a definite noob at the spoken word, especially in a forum with…
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I’ll be guesting on a Podcast!
In lieu of Man Child Monday (I’ll post photos again on on 4/23), I’ll be guesting on a podcast: Dellani’s Tea Time Monday. You can listen to it live 1-3pm pacific, or listen to it after it’s aired. I’m not really fast on my feet when it comes to the spoken word, and when I…
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I’ve been invited to guest on a podcast!
Hey everybody, until 4/23, Man Child Mondays will go on temporary hiatus so I can spread the news that I’ve been invited to be an author-guest on a podcast called Red River Radio! The chat will take place on 4/9, it’ll be for two hours, and there’ll be two other authors along with the hosts. …
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Man Child Mondays
Boom! Placed first at the Man Whore Nationals and got this trophy, mwahaha! …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Man Child Monday
“There I was—balls deep in your mother’s ass…” Shortly after detailing my lusty adventures with the local frat-bros’ moms, I had to beat a hasty escape in which I employed a jetpack and a dinosaur. …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Man Child Mondays
Gird yourself for St. Paddy’s Day! Don your tiny green hats and sharpen your old-timey boxing, for hordes of leprechauns are coming! THEY’RE COMING! …I know: I should be writing. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy. #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Man Child Mondays
Not sure if you can see the doodle beside my signature, but in true Man Child fashion, I had to mark the first proof copy of Echo with a crude drawing of male genitalia. Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy #IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
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Musings
It takes discipline to view an inspirational figure as a strategic asset—objectively noting their methods/actions, and using analysis/experimentation to determine whether their methods/actions are useful or not in a specific context. It’s much easier to view someone as an idol—to blindly follow their example, regardless of whether or not it makes any sense.
