Category: Kor’Thank
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GorThoobenYobble PerShnickerTinkle, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-armor is happening, all you lazy fucks who let your oozy goo settle on your body, waiting for it to crust up into a hardened carapace that’s capable of deflecting small arms fire, explosives, and level 3 directed-energy weapo— NASTY! Use some hibiclens, or at the very least some baby wipes, you unhygienic…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I’m terrified by what the future might hold for us. Pandemics. More Jake Paul. Super-Karens. Which is why I’ve holed up in an apocalypse-proof bunker, biding my time until things settle down. I pass the time by writing, exercising, and cooking up nommies. Only three things I gotta do today: write, exercise, and eat. But…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the were-whore is happening, all my fellow horndogs-in-hiding who dutifully resist the Call of the Whore while talking about spreadsheets and tepidly engaging in passive-aggressive snark only to lose your mind in the light of a full moon; ripping off your clothes and letting your swollen genitals flap in the wind whilst snarling and…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
YunDibbleShibble YerNonkerKuntz, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerSnoobenYob McThorbenGobble, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
YogThobbelGurb McSnoogenBorg, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the body-crust is happening, all my fellow Nasties who have way too much time on your hands and dedicate much of it to creating murals, sculptures, and projectiles comprised of dried goo that comes from your various orifice— YUCK! There is NO excuse for rolling your bdussy and boogers into muscle men, alien robots,…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I am battered. I am broken. I am a stage mic. Ever since the 80s, people thought it was cool to drop me on the ground after making their point. Initially, it wasn’t bad, but then it grew into a pop-culture trend. Nowadays, I live life in a concussive haze, fearing the next mouthbreather who…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets four stars on Goodreads!!!
BerYobberGooben! Thank you, James, for throwing Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl a four star rating on Goodreads! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4…
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