Category: Kor’Thank
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the cum-blindness is happening, all you adventurous deviants who’ve watched too many porns and now you and your partner have agreed that a cumshot would be cool, but when you unload in their face it goes in their eyes and triggers a deep, wordless rage that causes them to sputter and hack like a…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Nothing beats an afternoon nap. Stretch my arms overhead, big ol’ yawn, and— Directly above me, a bleached asshole spasms and dilates. “What the—NO!” I scrabble downward just in time. As Amber Heard expels a foot-long dook, I fall off the bed in a tangle of sheets. Craggy shit steams from my pillow, marking the…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the anus-magic is happening, all you weak-minded fools who’re extracting the beads one by one, but then that dog-like reflex to pull instead of dig grabs a hold of you and you start going hand over hand, faster and faster, and you think this is really neat it’s like the endless handkerchief magicians use…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Next!” The guy in front of me shuffles away, sobbing quietly while clutching a “Welcome to Hell” booklet. Satan looks up from his desk and gives me a disinterested once-over. “Kent Wayne, right?” He licks his thumb, then pages through a sheaf of papers. “Let’s see…” “This is a mistake!” I wail. “How the fuck…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the beast-hole is going on, all you sexual adventurers who’ve decided to enter into this dark, new-fangled universe of licking your partner’s butt, but now you’re staring right into its depths questioning your life choices and goddammit they fucked up shaving, left a few scraggles so you say hold on a sec, grab a…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I point my laser pointer at the various wieners I’ve drawn onto the Powerpoint slide. “So as you can see, according to my doodles, length is no longer the decisive factor in penile preference. Girth and color play a part as well. While being fucked in half is by no means pleasurable, folks enjoy a…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Berserker Oral is happening, all you spread-legged deviants who’re getting lapped and sucked with seizure-inducing speed, holy fuck your left leg is twitching like a flea-bitten dog whose getting scratched on The Spot, your face is all scrunched, your lips are all puckered, cheeks are super red, loss of bodily functions soon to…
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