Category: Kor’Thank
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the ball-stank is happening, all you gym bros who slap each other’s skulls, arms, and occasionally ass-cheeks in a super insecure display of shaky heterosexuality, screaming “U-S-A! U-S-A! [hometown high school] football RULES!” then spot for your partner on the ridiculously eighties-style exercise known as the bench press, but your unwashed sack and frenulum…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“You’re new here aren’t you?” “Yeah.” I tilt my head, curious. “Why? What’s going on, KentSperm3908214?” “It’s a holiday.” He bores into me with his haunted eyes. “Yeah? And?” Suddenly, Wiener begins grunting and struggling. “Agh! Can’t move!” he screams. “Goddamn corpus cavernosum are filling with blood!” Even here, down in Kent Wayne’s balls, I…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets four stars on Amazon!!!
V.M. throws Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl a four star rating on Amazon! Thank you V.M! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Jaws-themed blowjay is going on, all you bonered-up suck-victims who are transfixed by your partner as they bob up and down and hum DA-dum, sending a thrill of fear racing up your spine before they do it again—DA-dum—holy fuck what is happening right now, DA-dum DA-dum dadumdadumDAAAAAA, now you can’t watch a shark…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Oh man, I cannot believe I’m about to explore Dagobah. Finally—after all that shit with the second Death Star, balance is restored to the motherfucking Force. Now that it’s safe, I’m gonna tour the galaxy and take in the sights. Tatooine, Hoth, Endor…not gonna lie, I’m a giant Luke fan-boy. I throttle my X-Wing, easing…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the two-hander is going on, all you porn-brained deviants who’ve watched too many fuck videos and are now convinced that a blow-jay has to be both fists stacked atop each other plus the mouth but your puny gerbil-dick fails to meet the requirement so you spend several hours every day punching the heavy bag…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I stuff a handful of shrooms into my gob. Nompf omf momf and— GALUMPH! —here we go! ——— The world resolves into a cliff-dotted range of grass-coated rocks. Off in the distance, lively waterfalls hiss and sputter. What the hoozis? Must have hop-skipped into another dimension. Suddenly, I hear rapid clapping and slimy gulping, coming…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #WritingCommunity Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley…
Kent Wayne 