Category: Echo
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-awkwardness is happening, all you even-keeled mofos who’ve smashed nethers with a total rando and let things get completely out of control, to the point where you were invoking the dark lord Astaroth while trying to swallow each others’ fists and now you’re making your lover smile as you dance-dance-dance your way out…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Remember that iconic scene from the first Mission Impossible? Where TC is descending upside down on a tension-fraught rope and the slightest mishap could send him straight to Dogshit Fucktown? (Yes, know that’s not a thing but I’m trying my best to expand our collective range of profane expressions). That’s me right now. I’m hanging…
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Echo Volume 4 gets four stars on Goodreads!!!
Yodeling yorkies! Graham has thrown Echo Volume 4 four stars on Goodreads! Thank you muchly, Graham!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle Echo Omnibus here: Echo Omnibus Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
ArZongleBongle! Thank ya Muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
YunGibberSnoobins! Thank ya Muchly to all those who bought Echo on yesterday! I hope you were entertained! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
SnerGooben Yoobie ArBargleFuss, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the stank-sheets are happening, all my fellow fuck-machines who’ve nodded fervently at your lover’s vehement declarations that you need to wash them shits in a hermetically sealed autoclave with lab-grade bleach but you’re secretly laughing and giggling with a perverse sense of pride at how many gametes you’ve splattered across the microbial wastelands that…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the finger-probe is happening, all you anal adventurers who’ve decided to try and spice up smash-time with an intrepid pinkie or maybe a pointer-phalange but then you’ve gotten shut down with a smack on the wrist, a nut-shriveling death-glare, and a vehement inquiry as to what in the HELL you think you’re doi— Too…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Careful…CAREFUL…time the leap, and— Ha! Success! I scuttle into the dense jungle of Kent Wayne’s pubes, signaling my brethren to follow behind. We stream into his unkempt bush, setting up spawning beds with the precision and professionalism of a well-versed SWAT team. “What the FUCK!” Kent Wayne screams. “There’s goddamn CRABS ON MY GODDAMN DICK!”…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
SnerGooben Yoobie ArBargleFuss, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo…
Kent Wayne 