Category: Echo
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Time to unwind with a nighttime beach walk. Do-be-do-be-dooo… SHIT! My foot snags on broken concrete. I pitch over the safety rope, tumble down the slope, and— THUNK! … …………. Murgg…am I still on the beach? No, I’m inside an ambulance… “Relax. You’re on the way to the hospital.” The lady paramedic gives my boner…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the math-boner is happening, all you boredom-vulnerable meatslingers who’ve made the terrible mistake of wearing gray sweatpants to a goddamn calculus class, as your professor starts professorizing blood rushes into your peen, causing it to strain like a champion powerlifter forced into a straitjacket—HRRH! RRRRHHH!!!—it pokes above your waistband and continues to inch upward,…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Still don’t see why he can’t get a ride,” I grumble. “He’s a brainless Chad. His brainless Chad buddies can drive him around.” Katie, the soccer mom who’s been using me like a cheap piece of meat on sale at Costco, sighs in exasperation and rolls her eyes. “We’ve been over this, Kent. I can’t…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the breakup-fart is happening, all you folks who obey and abide by the Unspoken Laws of Civilization, yet despite your best efforts a giant beefer escapes your anus in an ascending elevator, there’s only one other dude in there and as you lock eyes with him there’s no question he knows he FUCKING KNOWS…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
It’s been decades since I fell off the wall. Decades since they tried to put me back together. Eventually—thanks to cutting edge tech and advances in surgery—they repaired my body, but they couldn’t repair my fractured mind. That’s right. I’m Humpty fucking Dumpty. Coke flies off the stripper’s ass, up the hundo, and into my…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-bulge is happening, all my fellow beautifully endowed meat slingers who’ve decided to venture out wearing gray sweatpants, suddenly you’re fleeing hordes of dickmatyzed folk who want a piece of your wiener, you think you’ve made it but their saliva and crotch juices have formed a storm-tide flood and now you’re caught in…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
Kent Wayne 