Category: Echo
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I slept in. Now I’m paying the price. I haven’t even brushed my goddamn teeth—the only way I could make it to boot camp fitness was to throw on some clothes and drive like a bat out of hell. “BOX JUMPS!” our instructor yells. As I hop up and down on my thirty-inch crate, I…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the sex-gunk is happening, all my fellow lazy meatbeaters who let the wet spot on your bed grow and crystallize from repeated sperm genocides directed into your stanky ass sheets, much to your horror these fallen trillions form into a ghoulish monstrosity that would make Zuul simultaneously shit, piss and vomit in sheer fucking…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
One moment I’m pissing into a urinal, the next moment Steven Seagal is staring at my meat. “Yep,” he affirms. “This is happening.” What the— “Dude, if you don’t stop staring at my goddamn wiener, I’m gonna aim it right at your face.” “Go ahead,” he replies. “See what happens.” As I point my wiener…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the nerd-vengeance is happening, my fellow once-upon-a-time nerds who have grown big veiny wieners and now you’re showing your bullies how far you’ve come by shlorping orifices on a top-tier porn site, playing piano with your glans, or going back in time so you can break a castle-siege standoff with a single, massive thrust…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Do you mind?” Soccer Mom Prime gives me a devilish grin. “Not at all, go ahead.” Her grin widens as she rolls the condom onto my wiener. My grin matches hers, then falls away as my wiener starts thrashing and gasping in pain. “What the—WHAT DID YOU DO?” I lock eyes with my lover. She…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the shaved balls is happening, all my fellow meat-slingers who’ve plucked and trimmed and used scented oils but despite your best efforts, you can’t do much for the ugliest part of a human body, they continue to resemble a wrinkly set of brains, a geriatric turkey-neck, or the head of an old, bald racist—…
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Check out my sci-fi series: Echo!
Echo is where I started my writing journey. The series has four books, and is filled with musings on society and existence, along with big doses of violence (especially in book 2) as well as psychic stuff and existential philosophy (book 3 and 4). You can see me get a firmer grip on dialogue, description,…
Kent Wayne 