What the nerd-vengeance is happening, my fellow once-upon-a-time nerds who have grown big veiny wieners and now you’re showing your bullies how far you’ve come by shlorping orifices on a top-tier porn site, playing piano with your glans, or going back in time so you can break a castle-siege standoff with a single, massive thrust of your pulsating womb-hammer—

Jesus, just have a threesome with their sisters and wives!  There’s no need to sully any musical instruments, much less sway the course of kingdoms and nations!  Goddamn!

Anyways, now that I’ve got your attention, let me direct it towards my various-genred books!  First up is my YA fantasy series, the Unbound Realm.  Volume 1 is A Door into Evermoor.  I’ve just published volume 2:  Weapons of Old  If you’re hankering for some psychedelic high school fun with a giant side of interdimensional monsters and teen genius hijinks, check out Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl!  If you want a big ol’ helping of robot vs. wizard pew pew, along with an extra serving of existential philosophy, check out my science fiction series Echo!  And don’t forget to leave a positive review for them!  Positive reviews—even though they only take a minute or two of your time—are like $1000 tips for us indie authors.  Every one of them is SUPER appreciated!  #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing

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