How to use your writer’s imagination for some everyday fun:  one of your best friends is visiting, you’re both staring at the ceiling trying to fall asleep, you ask him if he’d ever eat a human, he promptly says no…then you start painting a series of circumstances and conditions which he considers for a bit, and he finally says:  “Yeah…in that case I guess I would.”  

Moo hoo ha ha!  😉 😀