Tag: yay!

The day after tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell your roommate after you burst in on them while they’re pleasuring themselves and yelling “NO!” in that guttural, animalistic voice you…

In three days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family, jeezamongomcdoucheskis—tell your leather-clad, gimped-out Sleigh Lords, the beta males whom you’ve thoroughly emasculated, silenced with duct tape, and affixed to your skull-festooned Brimstone…

In three days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell your soul-dead boss, whom you’ve caught on multiple occasions either masturbating or sobbing (sometimes both) in his office, but now, as a…

In four days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the flesh-light your next door neighbor’s 15-year old son impregnated with his filthy, pimply seed which then gave birth to a machine…

This may come as a surprise, but being an indie author doesn’t mean you’re rolling in the dough, snorting coke off hookers’ starfishes.  More often than not, it means staring blankly at a screen for hours on end, then swearing loudly and powering through a vigorous jerk-sesh to ease some of the tension. Point is,…

In five days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell those imaginary friends whom you anally ravage while pulling their hair, crying profusely whilst you swear vengeance upon your enemies, and whom…