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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“FUCK YOU, KENT WAYNE! YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME—I’M RICHARD FUCKING GERE! AHAHAHAHA!!!” I, Kent Wayne, protector of Soccer Mom City, swing from flagpole to flagpole and rooftop to rooftop using my giant, sentient wiener. Every so often, I hop off a stone gargoyle as I pursue Richard Gere through the wind-whipped skies. He’s butt-ass nekkid…
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Echo 1 is FREE for four days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days!
Echo 1 is FREE for four days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the old perv in the swimming pool, the guy you can never be sure of because you can’t tell if he’s INTENTIONALLY flashing side-scrote…
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Echo 1 is FREE for five days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!
Echo 1 is FREE for five days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the Insectoid Lord who chitters and burbles, tenting its spiny forepaws together and who you hate with the fire of a thousand suns, until…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“AAGGHH!!! THHHPPPTTT!!!” I sputter and spit as a fire-hose-worthy stream of urine barrages my face. “GOD FUCKING—PHBBBBTTT!!!” “That’s enough R. Kelly.” Adulting Academy’s Chief Enforcer, Doosh, nods curtly at one of his hooded lieutenants, who yanks sharply back on R. Kelly’s neck-chain. R. Kelly stumbles sideways, straightens up, and belts out, “I’M GON’ PISS ON…
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Echo 1 is FREE for five days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!
Echo 1 is FREE for five days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the bubbling white-head whom you’ve drawn a savage grimace onto, the one you consult in furtive whispers and then mutter, “Yes yes—you’re right. How…
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Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the no-good youngsters who’re fouling up the neighborhood with their skateboards, sperm-starched sheets, and eruptions of pimple juice! Tell EVERYBODY!! WHOOOO!!! I’ll be posting…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and Podcast Stuff
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol. 4: Chapter 42, fifteenth pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: As of right now,…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“And so,” I conclude in a grave voice, “with great power comes great responsibility.” My professor sighs. “Kent, that has nothing to do with the assignment. All you did was describe a fight scene between Spider Man and—” “I’m not finished!” I hold up a finger and look from left to right, drawing the class’s…
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Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the glassy-eyed vagrant you care for on a daily basis, the one who used to be the Boss Hogg of your city but became…
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The day after tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
The day after tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell that fecal duplicate of you that finally emerges from the sewers after long years of fester and hate; tell it about…
Kent Wayne 