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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

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“FUCK YOU, KENT WAYNE!  YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME—I’M RICHARD FUCKING GERE!  AHAHAHAHA!!!”

I, Kent Wayne, protector of Soccer Mom City, swing from flagpole to flagpole and rooftop to rooftop using my giant, sentient wiener.  Every so often, I hop off a stone gargoyle as I pursue Richard Gere through the wind-whipped skies.  He’s butt-ass nekkid and flying away on a one-man gyrocopter, pooping out gerbils like nobody’s business.

“THE RUMORS WERE TRUE!” he screams.  “THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD KEEP MAKING JOKES ABOUT THE GERBILS I STUFF IN MY ASS!  WELL GUESS WHAT, WAYNE?  JOKE’S ON THEM!  NOW IS THE WINTER OF MY DISCONTENT!”

Every gerbil is packing a deadly weapon.  Some of them are ninjas.  Others are wearing jetpacks, armed with a bevy of ion repeaters.  I twist and spin past dozens of butt-rodents, desperately trying to keep up with Gere.  If it was just the gyrocopter, I could probably catch him, but throw in the brainwashed (buttwashed?) gerbils, and it’s a no-go.  I’ve only got seconds before the barrage of fecalized furries overwhelm me and feast on my entrails.

So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

…REBOOTING…

…REBOOTING…

…REBOOTI—

 

Kent Wayne’s head hinges open and I backflip out.  Wind screams past my cute little ears as I bare my teeth in a take-no-shit snarl.

Yep—you guessed it.  It is I: True Hamster.

I’m the hamster inside Kent’s head, the one that powers his mind by running on a tiny little wheel.  I estimate there’s less than a minute before Kent becomes street pizza, so I gotta make this fast; I have to maneuver past these brainwashed gerbils and take out their crazy AF master.

So I pop my stubby limbs out, spreading open the state-of-the-art, hamster wingsuit I’ve got strapped to my body.  In a matter of seconds, I’m screaming through the heavens, veering at breakneck speeds through a cloud of murderous, poop-covered gerbils.  As I gain elevation and streak over Richard Gere’s gyrocopter, I pull the quick-release catch on a bandolier of grenades I’ve got strapped to my chest.

“HABEAS HAMSTER!”

Richard Gere looks over his shoulder, his eyes widening in horror.  “No!  NO!!!  I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, TRUE HAMSTER!!!  DAAAAMMMNNN YOOOOUUUUUUU—”

Pkew pkew!  PKEWPKEWPKEW PKEWWWWWWW!!!!”

Gere’s gyrocopter spirals away, a smoking mess of flaming steel.  At the same time, I pin my arms back, straighten my legs, and transition into a nose dive.  My whiskers flutter against my cheeks as I rocket toward Kent Wayne’s open skull-hatch.  Will I make it?  Will I be able to reconnect with the host-body in time to keep it from going splat?

CHIK-CHANK!

The hatch closes over me and I plug back into my haptic interface, taking control of Kent Wayne’s body once again.

You bet your fucking ass I’m gonna make it.  Ha HA!  HABEAS HAMSTER, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

 

 

Do you need to unleash the hamster inside your skull?  I’ve got just the thing!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Echo 1 is FREE for four days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days!

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Echo 1 is FREE for four days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the old perv in the swimming pool, the guy you can never be sure of because you can’t tell if he’s INTENTIONALLY flashing side-scrote and pube-fro (he wears a speedo…but is that cuz he’s going senile or becuz he drinks in mortification and horror like some kind of wrinkled, elderly succubus?  You could’ve sworn he smiled a little and went “HEH heh heh,” after letting his underbrains plop out in front of Ms. Holdenmeyer and made her go catatonic for three straight days) or if he’s doing it because he’s missing a few marbles.  Yeah, tell that geriatric mind-effer, then go tell EVERYBODY!!!  WHOOOO!!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this message morning and afternoon until 8/13, when the sale ends.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

Echo 1 is FREE for five days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!

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Echo 1 is FREE for five days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the Insectoid Lord who chitters and burbles, tenting its spiny forepaws together and who you hate with the fire of a thousand suns, until you both go through a traumatic bonding experience together where you end up weeping into each others’ arms and then team up to destroy the TRUE evil guy who was some dignified-looking dude with a British accent that was playing you guys against each other all along!  After you fuckstart that guy’s worthless face with a claymore dildo, go tell EVERYBODY!  WHOOOO!!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this message morning and afternoon until 8/13, when the sale ends.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

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“AAGGHH!!!  THHHPPPTTT!!!”  I sputter and spit as a fire-hose-worthy stream of urine barrages my face.  “GOD FUCKING—PHBBBBTTT!!!”

“That’s enough R. Kelly.”

Adulting Academy’s Chief Enforcer, Doosh, nods curtly at one of his hooded lieutenants, who yanks sharply back on R. Kelly’s neck-chain.  R. Kelly stumbles sideways, straightens up, and belts out, “I’M GON’ PISS ON YOU!” in his industry-trained voice, filling the torture chamber with rich, sonorous melody.

As they lead him away, Doosh steps closer, grinning his evil Adulting grin.  “Well, Kent?  Are you ready to cast aside your Man Child ways, and finally submit to the world of Adulting?”

“Never.”  Pop star urine drips from my nose and hair, forming into yellow-tinged puddles by my manacled feet.  “I’ll never join you.”

Doosh’s face twists in anger.  He shakes his leather-gloved fist at me.  “We WILL make you into a proper adult, Kent Wayne!”

“Ain’t gonna happen,” I rasp.

“VERY WELL!” Doosh bellows.  “BRING IN THE FOOD MOANER!”

Irma Horfendorff, my Crazy Ex and Professional Food Moaner, comes strolling into the torture chamber.  She begins shoveling an assortment of obscenely expensive foods into her mouth, letting loose with soul-rending proclamations of how good each morsel is.

“MMMMM….MRRROOOHGODDDD…you HAVE to try this, Kent!”

I squinch my eyes shut.  “Please,” I whisper.  “Stop.”

My eyes fill with blood.  It begins leaking down my cheeks.  I feel my organs lurching and rumbling, threatening to burst out my anus and splatter the cold cement floor with gory rorschachs.

“OOOOOHHHHHHHH….SO GOOOOOOOOOD!”

I throw my head back and let loose with a long, anguished scream.

Doosh leans in close, grinning like the Joker, and begins peppering with me with questions.

“Which fork is the salad fork, Kent?  When is ‘i’ NOT before ‘e’?  What’s five times five?”

I cough up another glob of blood, then manage in a hoarse, trembling voice:  “Five times five is…FUCK YOU!”

Then I rip an arm free, reach into my pocket, and open my eReader to Echo.  Magic flash.

A blaze of wondrous energy begins gathering in my right palm.  Within its spherical swirl, I see good old-fashioned, get-poop-done, honest-to-jeez-faced basics:  Aristotelian logic, financial prudence, and (as she loved to pester me with inane queries and simultaneously tried to raise her self-esteem through blatant exaggerations) the very bane of Irma’s existence:

Google-able questions.

I rip the other arm free, bring both palms together, and shoot my hands out in front of my body like Ryu in Street Fighter.  My Common Sense Hadouken flies toward Doosh and Irma, and before they vanish in a geyser of blood and Gross, I see their eyes widen in absolute horror.

Ha HA!  No spawn of Adulting can withstand my Common Sense Fireball!

(I call it the Fuckdouken.)  😀

 

Has your crazy-ass ex joined forces with the undead head of Adulting Academy, and is now trying to shape your mind into a neat-looking cog that’ll be slowly ground down by an uncaring corporation?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

#kindle  #kindleunlimited  #sciencefiction  #scifi  #books  #novel  #book

Echo 1 is FREE for five days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!

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Echo 1 is FREE for five days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for a week!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the bubbling white-head whom you’ve drawn a savage grimace onto, the one you consult in furtive whispers and then mutter, “Yes yes—you’re right.  How could I have not seen it before?  We will make them pay with their spleens!” and tell EVERYBODY!  WHOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this message morning and afternoon until 8/13, when the sale ends.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

#kindle  #kindleunlimited  #sciencefiction  #scifi  #books  #novel  #book

Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!

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Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the no-good youngsters who’re fouling up the neighborhood with their skateboards, sperm-starched sheets, and eruptions of pimple juice!  Tell EVERYBODY!!  WHOOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this message morning and afternoon until 8/13, when the sale ends.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

#kindle  #kindleunlimited  #sciencefiction  #scifi  #books  #novel  #book

The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and Podcast Stuff

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Kor’Thank word count:  21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it)  Echo Vol. 4:  Chapter 42, fifteenth pass.

Thanks to All Who Bought Echo!  And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!!

News:  As of right now, I hate Echo 4.  This is a good thing—it means I’ve seen past the “magic” of the story (if there is such a thing in this one) and I’m digging into the word choice and flow, trying to get everything to slide smoothly together.  Basically, if there’s any dazzle to Echo 4, I’m not blinded by it anymore (or not AS blind, hopefully), and I’m starting to get down to the nuts and bolts and examine the undercarriage, looking for all the little things that might throw off the narrative, or the little inconsistencies that might slow it down in a reader’s mind.

Podcast stuff!  Got some preliminary drafts of the cover art from the artist, I’ve set up the libsyn account, got seven episodes in the pipe (although episodes 6 and 7 the sound ain’t so great, and I talk WAY too fast because I’m overly caffeinated), and I’ve got another guest ready to go, while my partner has THREE other guests lined up!

The main clog in the production drain is the artwork—once the artist finalizes the pic, I’ll publish it and hopefully bring some more listening pleasure to anyone who wants to listen to me blab on about whatever.  Every time I do an episode, I have like eight subjects written down, and I only ever cover one or two of them.  (I should have called this podcast “Master of Tangents.”  You guys are free to use that if you want).

Alright!  Time to hop back on the editing bandwagon, and look over another 20k words!  If you’re a writer, then I wish you inspired drafting and insightful editing!  🙂 🙂 😀

Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

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“And so,” I conclude in a grave voice, “with great power comes great responsibility.”

My professor sighs.  “Kent, that has nothing to do with the assignment.  All you did was describe a fight scene between Spider Man and—”

“I’m not finished!”  I hold up a finger and look from left to right, drawing the class’s gaze with my solemn expression.  “In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight.  Let those who worship evil’s might—”

My professor covers his eyes with a hand.  “That’s the Green Lantern Oath.”

I begin belting out the John Williams Superman theme:  “Daah dah dah dah DAHHH…”

He cuts me off with an angry roar:  “KENT!  That is ENOUGH!  Referencing comic book mythology—”

“—DAH DAH DAAAAHHHH….”

“—will NOT earn you a passing grade.  FAIL!”

“NO!”  I drop to my knees and crawl across the floor, tears streaming from my eyes.  “PLEASE!”  I grab my teacher’s slacks.  I shake them with my reddened fists and borrow a line from MacGruber:  “I’LL SUCK YOUR DICK!”

He waves me away.  “The time for fellatio has come and gone.  It’s near the end of the semester, Kent—you’ll have to go several steps beyond working the shaft and cradling the balls.”

“What?”  My lower lip quivers.  “What do you mean?”

He throws me an evil grin.  “I take so little inspiration from the younger generation these days.  But I’ve stumbled on a delightful mating ritual of theirs that used to be fairly taboo a mere decade ago.”  His grin widens.

“Eating ass.”

He bends over and exposes his hairy, mutant starfish.  A pair of flies buzz by it, and I see a pulsing red razor bump on the left cheek, thumping in time with my professor’s heartbeat.  It’s like a rotting corpse from one of those dark-ass war movies, the ones that emphasize the atrocities of humanity and the slow, gradual creep of entropic horror.

“AH GOD!” I wail.  “I CAN’T!!!”

So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

Crazy-ass Steven Seagal busts through the window in nothing but a yin/yang dotted speedo, barrel-rolling across the tile and transitioning into a leaping dive.  In his cool-guy rasp, he declares, “I’ll have me some of that!”

Then he pounces on my professor and grabs both cheeks, spreading em wide and chowing down on my professor’s rancid, unshaven death-hole.

“No!”  My professor’s triumph gives way to terror as the entire class whips out their smartphones and start clicking away, taking pictures of Steven Seagal neck-deep in some academic anus.  “NO!”

I bust out of the classroom, cackling madly as I run down the hall.  My professor’s scream trails me as I make my escape.

“DAMN YOU, KENT WAYNE!  DAAAAMMMMMMNNN YOOOOOUUUUUuuuuuuuu….”

Ha HA!  Yet another daring getaway by your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne!  😀

 

Are you being threatened by the prospect of having to appease some petty, academia-funded tyrant through one of the most perilous sex acts imaginable?  Never fear!  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

#kindle  #kindleunlimited  #sciencefiction  #scifi  #books  #novel  #book

Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!

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Tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the glassy-eyed vagrant you care for on a daily basis, the one who used to be the Boss Hogg of your city but became a drooling, witless idiot after you flashed them a pic of your unbelievably beatific genitals, and now hugs his knees and rocks in place, staring into the corner and murmuring about your gorgeous, otherworldly junk!  Tell EVERYBODY!!!  WHOOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this message morning and afternoon until 8/13, when the sale ends.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

#kindle  #kindleunlimited  #sciencefiction  #scifi  #books  #novel  #book

The day after tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!

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The day after tomorrow, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!  Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell that fecal duplicate of you that finally emerges from the sewers after long years of fester and hate; tell it about Echo right before you send it back to the depths of Hades with a slow-motion zippo arcing through the air, accompanied by the perfect eighties one-liner!  Tell EVERYBODY!!!  WHOOO!!!

I’ll be posting a variant of this message morning and afternoon until 8/13, when the sale ends.  Apologies if it gets repetitive.

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Also, my buddy Jumar Balacy has made a supercool microsite at kentwaynebrain.com!  Go check out his computer-based wizardry  🙂 🙂 😀

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

#kindle  #kindleunlimited  #sciencefiction  #scifi  #books  #novel  #book