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Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for four days!
Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for four days! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell those semi-sentient veins that pop out from your local Bro-Lifter’s roided-out cheeks and knuckles, the one that have enraged faces that scream “EXTREEEEEME!!!” on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
Goddamn, I LOVE being a flea! I get to squirm into all the nasty little holes and crevices nobody likes to think of—pee-holes, vajeens, buttcracks…and just when my host-body is all comfy and relaxed… I BITE! BITEYS BITEYS MCBITERSON! I drink some of their sweet, first-world blood, then move on to their nether parts, where…
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Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for four days!
Echo 1 is FREE for today and tomorrow! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for four days! Tell your friends, tell your family, tell the demure looking PTA president to pop that rubber ball-gag out of her husband’s mouth, uncinch the silken clamp around his bulging, reddening scrotum,…
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Echo 1 is FREE for three days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for five days!
Echo 1 is FREE for three days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for five days! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—venture through the sewers, engage in a long, torturous quest where you defeat giant poop-monsters, mutant alligators, and end up face to face with the…
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In episodes 2 & 3 of Strained Brains, I interview a successful single mom who is motivating as F**K!
If you haven’t already, check out episodes 2 & 3 of my Strained Brains podcast, where I interview Tee. Tee worked her way up from living in a third world, Vietnamese village where 1000 people shared a single black-and-white TV, to running a successful business here in the U.S! Along the way she avoided getting…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“What’s up Rhesus Monkey Kent?” Blorlog, the Rhesus Monkey Chieftain, spreads his arms wide. “Oh shit, motha ducka!” I run up to Blorlog and we exchange the Secret Rhesus Handshake. “The fuck is going on, you Haplorhinic Primate, you?” Once we’re done with the Secret Rhesus Handshake, we bump butts, chests, and hug each others’…
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Echo 1 is FREE for three days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for five days!
Echo 1 is FREE for three days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for five days! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—give the neighborhood swimming pool a swirl, giving birth to the microbial monster that has congealed together from legions of kids’ skin, feces, urine, and…
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The Strained Brains Podcast
Strained Brains (my new podcast) is now LIVE! And I talk WAY too fast! Simply open the Apple podcast app, and type in “strained brains” in the search bar! Here’s the show description: “Are you a genius? Neither are we! Listen to Dr. Free Monk and Kent Wayne strain their brains as they discuss anything…
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Echo 1 is FREE for four days! Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days!
Echo 1 is FREE for four days, and Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 for six days! Tell your friends, tell your family, hell—tell the burbling little faces that arise from your keypad, the ones that have been given life by your staunch refusal to clean the surface…
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The Bibliophagist does me the honor of posting an interview!!!
Berzammerson McSlammerson! The awesome, talented, super-smart, and super-kind Cassandra has posted an interview with me on her site: The Bibliophagist! It starts with my “About the Author” section, which was written when I wasn’t as good with wordsmithing, so I went back and streamlined it a bit. Apologies if my early word-ology is a little…
Kent Wayne 