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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
As I stare perplexedly at the chess board, Batman—he’s sitting ten yards away from me, to the right of the Batcave’s massive computer—adjusts the dial on his microscope and peers intently into its aperture. I call out a question: “Why do I have to do this again?” “Chess sharpens the mind, Kent. As my sidekick,…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Big ol’ Thanks You to whoever those kind folks were that were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you guys are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo…
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Echo Volume 1 gets four stars on Goodreads!
Sker’DOOB! Big thanks goes out to Jaka Tomc, who dropped four stars for Echo Volume 1 on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Jaka!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the skidmark is going on, all my fellow folks who’ve had a momentary lapse in poop discipline early on in the workday, and held back silent tears as the hours slowly pass, knowing you’re destined to be a dirty birdy until you make it back home and correct the lurking evil within your pants? …
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Echo 1 gets four stars on Goodreads!!!
Big thank you goes out to Jesse for dropping Echo 1 four stars on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Jesse!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the ungroomed scrotum is happening, all my fellow imagineers who’ve contemplated the idea of being shrunk down and stranded on a desolate stretch of ballskin where everything stinks; where a forest of tough, wiry fibers stretches endlessly onward for as far as the eye can see, and where monsters (crabs) roam the wrinkled, puckered…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“The…robot…boy…peed…on…his…enemies’…bodies…and…all…was…well.” I finish scratching the last of my story onto the cave wall. Not a bad day’s work for a 350 lb. simian. My name is Kunko Wunko, budding author and big ol’ gorilla, at your service. I spend my time eating tasty grubs and bananas (I like messing with words, so I enjoy calling…
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Echo Volume 1 & 2, Combined Edition gets five stars on Amazon!
Big thanks goes out to “Kindle Customer,” for dropping five stars for Echo Volume 1 & 2, Combined Edition, on Amazon! Whoever you are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the doomsday comet is going on, all my fellow people who—if they saw the end of days streaking down from the sky—would immediately unleash the stomach-ballooning fart you’ve been holding in as you quietly but desperately wandered through your workplace searching for a location where you can safely bust ass because that tool in…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
AFTERNOON SHIFT, AT A NEW JERSEY STEEL FABRICATION PLANT: Machinist Jake Rhodes prepared to go to work like any other day; he threw on a pair of old jeans, weathered boots, kissed his wife goodbye, and grabbed his brown-bag lunch before driving away from his one story craftsman. After clocking in he went outside for…
Kent Wayne 