Get yer copy of Echo!

What the doomsday comet is going on, all my fellow people who—if they saw the end of days streaking down from the sky—would immediately unleash the stomach-ballooning fart you’ve been holding in as you quietly but desperately wandered through your workplace searching for a location where you can safely bust ass because that tool in the bathroom’s taking their goddamn time?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  No worries—Echo doesn’t reference the perineum-tinglingly visceral relief we feel when we’re in the comfort of our cars, or in a situation where we face imminent death and we get to unleash a tidal blast of ass; no way dude!  Echo’s all about cyborg-born pew pew, robot beasties, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how out-freaking-standingly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re humming your favorite theme song, putt-putt-putting around the house, getting ready to sally forth into another day of Adulting.  Suddenly the walls turn hearth-red and crumble away, revealing yawning chasms filled with pillars, all of which are dotted with chained, screaming bodies.  Demonic laughter sounds through the air and you spin wildly in place, eyes wide and quivering as you gasp:  “Wh-wh-what’s happening?”  Satan strides up to you, hooved feet clopping against the cracked, flaming earth, and inspects his nails, his lips drawing back in a malicious grin.  “You’re in hell, and you have yet to face the worst part.”  Before you can ask what that is, a naked Gary Busey—grossest man to ever walk the earth and Professional Crazy Person—falls from the sky and slings his old-man foreskin across your face, eclipsing your vision with a giant stinky membrane that’s so motherfucking horrid it could make Chuck Norris swear off roundhouse kicks.  As you clutch at the wiry-haired cock-sheath that’s encasing your head, you suddenly bolt up in bed, covered in cold, clammy sweat.  It was all just a dream—WHEW!  See, that rush of soul-chilling relief you’d feel at realizing you weren’t being enveloped by the epitome of Gross is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a foreskin-free favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  Echo is now available in paperback:  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined edition in paperback #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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