Get yer copy of Echo!

What the skidmark is going on, all my fellow folks who’ve had a momentary lapse in poop discipline early on in the workday, and held back silent tears as the hours slowly pass, knowing you’re destined to be a dirty birdy until you make it back home and correct the lurking evil within your pants?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t worry:  Echo isn’t about some rogue butthole’s sinister attempt at imitating the late, great Jackson Pollock; nah, man—Echo’s all about two-gun cyborg guys, hairy-faced rowr beasties, and beautiful future wizards!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how clean-drawered amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you wander outside in a robe and bunny slippers, whistling to yourself while picking up the paper like one of those prosaic suburbia dwellers from the days of yore.  As you bend down and wrap your fingers around the paper, a shadow stretches long across the ground, sending a dreadful chill skittering down your spine.  You look up.  Your neighbor John is blocking the sun; he’s dressed in an impeccable suit and tie, and he’s clenching his fists whilst giving you a blanks stare.  You straighten up and mumble, “Uh…morning, John.  Can I help you with something?”  A cruel grin curves his lips and he replies:  “Call me Wadsworth.  And you really should be dressed in something more appropriate; riff-raff will NOT be tolerated within the neighborhood.”  Then you see it:  there’s a cat on top of his head!  It’s digging its evil claws into his brain, making him act all hoity-toity!  Evil little fucker!  Before you can reply, the rest of the block closes in on you, all dressed in soulless formal wear and under the sway of mind-control cats.  You take off running and they start chasing you; your lungs heave as you sprint up cars, swing off tree branches, and dive over fences.  Soon, you’re being pursued by the entire neighborhood.  You start praying to the Greater Gods—Voltron, Batman, Joe Rogan—for some way out of this horrible nightmare.  Holy shit, if you get taken over by a cat, you’ll be restricted to missionary sex, you’ll eat pizza and hamburgers with a fork and a knife, and you’ll have to jerk off while holding your pinkie finger out, like those proper tea-drinkers in that one place in England.  But then Goofus Roofus—big ol’ labrador and patron saint of All Real Dogs—comes flying to your rescue, brandishing a snarling vacuum cleaner.  The cats leap off their hosts, voicing yowling hisses.  YES!  See the exhilarating relief you’d feel at witnessing the Dog of all Dogs come to your rescue is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a barkofied favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition  #kindle #kindleunlimited #sciencefiction #scifi #books #novel #book

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