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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Skuldoobiemc’FOO! BAM! Whoever those folks were that were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“I don’t belong here! LET ME OUT!” I pound the beta-amyloid glass lining my enclosure, but to no avail; there’s no way my hairy-knuckled dickbeaters are gonna set me free. The year is 4030. A few months ago I was in the twenty-first century, getting ready for my afternoon repast (I’d just finished blessing a…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
McJUBBLIES! I wake up and see that some Awesome Peoples have been reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol.…
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Free Sample Friday!!
Free sample Friday! Ease into the weekend by reading about a mad scientist teenager on a collision course with a barbarian warrior king here: Kor’Thank, OR a super-angry cyborg-soldier guy running around being super angry here: Echo. I’ve also guested on a podcast: Red River Radio, and will be starting my own, hopefully in May…
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Echo Vol.2 gets five stars on Goodreads!!!
Ber’KOOBFACE! Big Thank You goes out to Jane Ono for throwing Echo 2 five stars on Goodreads! Thank You So Much Jane!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 &…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the dick pic is happening, all you folks who’ve come upon someone’s unattended camera and been asked by your drunk friends to pull a prank by taking a picture on said camera of their schlongs as they stand together and grin, but instead of zooming in on their wieners you zoom out so their…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO: “Twerk that food, Kent! TWERK IT!” My butt humps up and down as I twerk a platter of caviar charcuterie toward Martha Stewart’s diamond-crusted throne. Each bounce has to be carefully managed; bounce too little and I can’t cover distance. Bounce too hard and— CLANG CLA-CLANG CLANG! —the food will fly off…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers/Purchasers!!!
sker’DOOBIES! I wake up and see that some Fine Folks have either bought Echo on Kindle or read it on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the balls-chin is going on, my fellow folks who’ve either been gifted or cursed (some girls like ’em; personally, I draw the line at Peter Griffin’s) with a point on your jaw that could be mistaken for a big ol’ set of testico-monsters, or a Kardashian-worthy badonkadonk? This is just an afternoon reminder to…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I live a bit like a hermit, but I’m never lonely. If you engage in a hobby or activity that’s utterly engrossing, you know exactly what I mean. Take writing, for example—I’ve spent many a weekend staring at a word document for hours on end. That’s what it may LOOK like I’m doing, but it doesn’t…
Kent Wayne 