Get yer copy of Echo!

What the dick pic is happening, all you folks who’ve come upon someone’s unattended camera and been asked by your drunk friends to pull a prank by taking a picture on said camera of their schlongs as they stand together and grin, but instead of zooming in on their wieners you zoom out so their faces are in the picture, and they’re totally identifiable as a bunch of idiot jack-holes standing together with their wieners out?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Don’t fret—Echo ain’t about hilarious, turn-the-tables/gotcha pranks involving tawdry photographs of flaccid meat scepters; no way!  Echo’s all about cyborg soldier-guys engaging in flippy flippy pew-pew, rowr-faced beasties, and hot-as-hell magic ladies that instantiate as living lightning!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how earthy-girthy amaze-faced positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you walk out to the mailbox, open it up, and start flipping through letters, humming a John Williams masterpiece under your breath, when you decide to surreptitiously bust some ass.  But unlike in Equestria (the universe where My Little Ponies are free to excrete with impunity due to their magical assholes converting shit and flatulence into fractalized rainbows), you fail to hear the satisfying clap of wind-parted buttcheeks coming swiftly together.  Instead, you hear a slimy, evil whisper:  “SPLLLLP!”  Color drains from your face and you freeze right where you are, your mind cycling a million miles a second as you prepare to stealthily make your way back to your bathroom, where you can address this abominable occurrence known as a shart.  You begin the long journey back, gritting your teeth as you keep your gait as smooth as you can, clinging to the dim hope that you can salvage the pants you’re currently wearing, when the next door neighbor’s ten-year-old kid stops his bike in front of you.  He levels a finger directly at your face, and screams:

“SHARTER!”

Car alarms sound, windows burst open, horns start honking, and everyone within a 10-block radius points in your general direction and voices hideous, shrill laughter.  Tears stream down your face as you press mercilessly onward, resisting the urge to drop to your knees and bawl into your shaking, cupped hands.  Suddenly, you bolt up in bed and realize it was all a dream!  You hug your knees to your chest and begin weeping in quiet, pained sobs.  WHEW!  See, that rush of relief at not being branded with the Sharlet Letter is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a silent but deadly favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 D

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition 

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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