Get yer copy of Echo!

What the balls-chin is going on, my fellow folks who’ve either been gifted or cursed (some girls like ’em; personally, I draw the line at Peter Griffin’s) with a point on your jaw that could be mistaken for a big ol’ set of testico-monsters, or a Kardashian-worthy badonkadonk?  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  (And to leave a positive review for it as well!  🙂 )  Not to worry—within the pages of Echo, I don’t wax poetic about the pendulous, speed-bag-like gonad-dopplegangers that hang from some folks’ faces; nah brah—Echo’s solely about dual-wielding cyborg guys, dark socioeconomic commentary, and psionic weaponry that instantiates in an ultra-cool form called the “Blaze Avatar!”  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how awesomely smooth-sacked positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you’re at an office Christmas party, and your unimaginably douche-faced douchebag of a boss, Deke Chandler (sounds like a douchebag, right?), is deep in the throes of his Michael Scott-esque corporate cock-gobbling, glad-handing all and sundry, cracking asinine jokes about quarterly earnings reports or the dimwits in HR.  But wait—heh heh heh!  You and the rest of the gang have planned a surprise for the unwitting Mr. Chandler:  on Deke’s desk is a large, ornately wrapped box, complete with the finest, sparkly-shiny bow that money could buy.  “Deke-head” walks over to the package, clinking his glass like some high-society cockface, calling for everyone’s attention.  As he unwraps layer after layer, a curious silence falls upon the room.  Then, a horrendous stench—like ancient gargoyle jizz—erupts from the box, causing Deke to scream in agony and stumble back, eyes welling with tears of horror.  Ha HA!  Inside the box is the collective poop of you and your fellow coworkers (including that bodybuilder Mongo from Accounts Receivable, who’s ensured that for this little escapade, he’s chowed down on some extra heapings of Megabolic Whey) combined into a breath-stealing, blasphemous mound.  This fetid abomination currently exists in the fecal configuration I’ve termed “Raw-dog outhouse style,” meaning not a single drop of water has been added to leaven the smell.  MUAHAHAHA!  Just desserts, Deke—just desserts!  See, that Joker-cackle glee that would rush through your being at seeing your douchebag boss recoil from the collective hatred of you and your coworkers is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a Spring-Breeze-Febreze favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition 

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  😲💪 😜

 

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