Tag: yay!

“Go long, Scorponok!” I slash my arm through the air, sending a football spiraling toward my son.  At the same time, my wife yells from the window, “STOP CALLING HIM THAT!  HIS NAME IS TRAVIS!” Scorponok catches the football in a leaping dive, his ten-year-old arms hugging it to his chest.  He hits the ground…

Today is the last day that Echo 1 is FREE!  Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 for three days—from today to 5/15!  Resist the urge to rub your balding uncle’s lustrous pate as he’s asleep in his comfy chair while staring raptly into the depths of his gleaming…

Echo 1 is FREE for two days—today and tomorrow!  Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 for four days—from today to 5/15!  Stop making a gross little puppet out of your nether parts’ lips/wrinkles/hoods/helmets/sack/etc. and using it as the evil villain during epic sessions of bubble bath story time…

Echo 1 is FREE for three days—from today to 5/12!  Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 for five days—from today to 5/15!  Resist that mean-ass urge to narrow your eyes at your friend’s super-snooty cheerleader-child and mutter something along the lines of “in two decades, you’ll be married…

I’m Kent Wayne:  Space cowboy. (And some of the time, a Man Whore.) (Okay—most of the time.) (All of the time.) The year’s 5082.  I’ve stopped at the Omniquantum Bar and Grill to take a well-deserved break on my interstellar cattle drive through the Small Magellanic Cloud.  A few millennia ago, humans used to herd…

Echo 1 is FREE for three days—from today to 5/12!  Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 for five days—from today to 5/15!  Stop thinking about sniffing that handful of Goob you’ve procured from that one unspeakable orifice on your body (doooon’t do it, it’s not worth it…DON’TDOIT!) and…

Echo 1 is FREE for four days—from today to 5/12!  Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined edition will be $0.99 for six days—from today to 5/15!  Tell your perverted homonculus Orgonoth to stop sucking on his leather-coated fist and torturing your latest crop of disobedient serfs, and go spread the word!  Woohoo!…