Tag: Scifi
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the dick pic is happening, all you folks who’ve come upon someone’s unattended camera and been asked by your drunk friends to pull a prank by taking a picture on said camera of their schlongs as they stand together and grin, but instead of zooming in on their wieners you zoom out so their…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO: “Twerk that food, Kent! TWERK IT!” My butt humps up and down as I twerk a platter of caviar charcuterie toward Martha Stewart’s diamond-crusted throne. Each bounce has to be carefully managed; bounce too little and I can’t cover distance. Bounce too hard and— CLANG CLA-CLANG CLANG! —the food will fly off…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers/Purchasers!!!
sker’DOOBIES! I wake up and see that some Fine Folks have either bought Echo on Kindle or read it on Kindle Unlimited! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the balls-chin is going on, my fellow folks who’ve either been gifted or cursed (some girls like ’em; personally, I draw the line at Peter Griffin’s) with a point on your jaw that could be mistaken for a big ol’ set of testico-monsters, or a Kardashian-worthy badonkadonk? This is just an afternoon reminder to…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I live a bit like a hermit, but I’m never lonely. If you engage in a hobby or activity that’s utterly engrossing, you know exactly what I mean. Take writing, for example—I’ve spent many a weekend staring at a word document for hours on end. That’s what it may LOOK like I’m doing, but it doesn’t…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Ker’BOOMYSHOOMY! Whoever those kind folks are that bought Echo on Kindle yesterday…Thank You! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the plip-plop is going on, my fellow stealth poopers who’ve had to play the diabolical game where you quietly wait within a public bathroom stall, listening for that telltale rush of the hand-dryer, or the flush of an adjacent toilet to mask the unholy roar that’s about to emerge from your super evil orifice? …
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
There’s a certain point when a man’s about to crack—that teeth-grinding, anus-leaking, million-degree psychic boil where you’re one bad interaction away from smashing faces and kicking nutsacks. I’m at that point right now; I can feel the veins beating on my eyeballs. Everything is hypersensitized—the boogers in my nose feel like they’re moving around—as if…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
Mcmotherfreakin’mc’BAMSKIES! Whoever those fine folk were that were reading Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday…Thank You! Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 : ) 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the needle-dick is going on, all my fellow men who—just like the beleaguered defenders at Helms Deep when Gandalf rode in like a Mah’fuh’in Boss—took great heart after realizing that a fat, darker-toned sausage was way superior to a disgustingly thin, offensively pink, worm-like noodle that would look right at home amongst a bunch…
Kent Wayne 