Get yer copy of Echo!

What the needle-dick is going on, all my fellow men who—just like the beleaguered defenders at Helms Deep when Gandalf rode in like a Mah’fuh’in Boss—took great heart after realizing that a fat, darker-toned sausage was way superior to a disgustingly thin, offensively pink, worm-like noodle that would look right at home amongst a bunch of gross-ass cave-creatures?  (Ladies prefer ’em earthy and girthy, from my experience and research).  This is just an afternoon reminder to grab yerselves a copy of Echo!  Don’t worry—in Echo, I don’t explore the awkward-silence-inducing topic of what constitutes a good-looking wiener.  No way man!  Echo’s filled with cyborg soldier-guys, hairy rowr-monsters, and cool-ass future wizards that use psionic weaponry like the Blaze Avatar!  Also, if you’ve read any of my work, please remember to leave a positive review for it on Amazon.  It only takes a minute of your time, and you don’t need to have made a “verified purchase” in order to do it; you only need an Amazon account (in case you read my stuff through Kindle Unlimited or other means).  To give you an idea of how turgidly amazing positive Amazon reviews are to us indie authors, imagine this:  you wake up in the middle of the night, trapped under the covers, about to unload a world-breaking fart.  No problem, right?  Just flip off the blanket and you’re unleash hell!  But as you try to extricate yourself from your high-thread-count fortress, you become increasingly desperate:  for some reason, you can’t get out!  Are the blankets pinned down or something?  No they couldn’t be, because even if they were, you’d still be able to…then it hits you:  your evil nemesis/personal Moriarty Farnsworth Stubblebrine has trapped you under your own covers, with the intention of passing off your inevitable demise as a goddamn suicide!  Seppuku by hotbox!  As the seconds tick down, sweat beads across your brow; it feels like your stomach is one of those fucking party balloons, all twisted up and filled to bursting.  Silent evil hisses out from your butthole, and as you take one last gasp and hold your breath, your mind flashes with all those scenes where the hero’s trying to escape their car as it sinks to the bottom of a lake and fills with water.  Then a curious thing begins to happen:  your right fists begins glowing with power.  A scream erupts from your throat, and just like Ryu, you scream:  “SHOOOOUUUURRRRYUUUKEN!!!!” and rip through the nefarious hot box with a Rising Dragon Fist (sorry to all you folks who don’t get the reference because you haven’t engaged in the heaven-on-earth known as Street Fighter).  YES!  See, that rush of relief you’d feel at having escaped your own brand is EXACTLY what we indie authors feel when we get a positive review on Amazon!  So do your favorite indie author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne a blaze-fisted favor and leave him a positive review on the ’Zons!  Thank you all and have a Good and Chill Night!!!  🙂 🙂 😀

Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here:  Combined Edition 

Hold on!  I just got approved to be an Amazon affiliate!  If you’re going to buy ANY product from Amazon, and you’d like to support my efforts for absolutely free, then simply click on one of the Echo links I’ve provided—they’ll send you to Echo’s Amazon page—and THEN buy whatever product you wish.  Amazon gives me a small referral fee each time this happens!  In this manner you can support my books, musings, upcoming podcast, zany ads, or my adventures along the noble path known as The Way of The Man Child WITHOUT spending any more money than you were already going to!  Should you do this, I vow to send you a silent blessing, causing your genitals to adopt the optimum size, shape, smell, and death-ray attachment of choice that paralyzes your enemies with fear and envy!  Entire worlds will bow before your nether parts!  🙂 🙂 😀

 

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