Tag: Scifi
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
In six days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family…hell, tell that half-sentient, giant robot you keep in your backyard, the one you keep flirting with and then viciously slapping while accusing it…
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
In seven days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family…jeez louise on a murder-boner’s pube-fleas—go tell everybody! WHOOO!!!! I’ll be posting a variant of this message morning and afternoon until 8/13, when the…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“What do you see, Stinky?” “Silence, seven-year-old Kent.” Stinky (real name Ralph Johnson) peers into one of Lincoln Elementary’s well-used toilets. “Reading poop coils is a lost art, reaching further back in time than the Eleusinian Mysteries. Never rush an oracle.” I roll my eyes. “An oracle? Dude, you started doing this just last week…
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Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13!
Thank the Amazon Gods, for they have seen fit to bless me with a free giveaway, and a Kindle promotion! In seven days, Echo 1 will be FREE from 8/6-8/10, while Echo 2, 3, and Echo 1 & 2 Combined Edition will be $0.99 from 8/6-8/13! Tell your friends, tell your family…hell, perform an unholy…
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The Weekly Update: Echo, Kor’Thank, and Podcast Stuff
Kor’Thank word count: 21,776 (temporarily stopped drafting due to school obligations, as well as the desire to finish editing Echo 4 and publish it) Echo Vol. 4: Chapter 40, fourteenth pass. Thanks to All Who Bought Echo! And BIG THANKS to those who posted positive reviews on Amazon or Goodreads!!! News: Boom! Fourth week where…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“BOOORDER-LINE!” I belt out. “FEELS LIKE I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND! YOU JUST KEEP ON PUSHING MY LOVE…OVER THE BORDERLINE! (over the bordeline)” I start twerking in a circle in the narrow space afforded by my cubicle. “Keep pushing me baby, keep pushing me baby, keep pushing my—” “Kent! Why the FUCK are you…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“What’s up Kent Wayne, you carnivorous-as-fuck dragon, you?” “Ah, not much Cynosure.” I flap my big-ass wings a couple of times, riding high on a series of thermals. “Just ate some knights, defeated a wizard in mind-to-mind combat, and took a giant shit in a human water reservoir. You know—the usual.” Cynosure chuckles. “I love…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!!
Nyarlhotep’s noodley neck-wattles! It’s Free sample Friday! Check out barbarians, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-soldier fellas here: Echo. Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition here: Combined…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
Krakathoom McDOOM! Big Thank You to those Fine Folks who bought Echo on Kindle yesterday! Whoever you all are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Echo Vol. 1 & 2 Combined Edition…
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Get yer copy of Echo!
What the booger discipline is going on, all my fellow peoples who’ve found yourselves in a fancy public setting whilst a giant flap of dried snot tickled and tortured the inside of your nose, forcing you to employ Zen master-level restraint to avoid jamming your picker finger in there and extracting this enemy to your…
Kent Wayne 