Tag: reading
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the confusion-porn is happening, all you baffled-as-fuck horndogs who can’t watch a fuck-video without stumbling across sex with people stuck in fences or dryers or some variation of incestual boffing (I blame YOU George R.R. Martin; this shit wasn’t popular before the goddamn Lannisters!) and now you can’t go to jiu-jitsu without wondering is…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! A Wolven king, Elerican Witches, and a dimension-hopping wizard named Alijyar SyCajister! All this and more in A Door into Evermoor! Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. #WritingCommunity Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
“Have you some of these,” Yoda giggles, holding out a handful of mushrooms. “They beat the dogshit out of Force-clairvoyance.” “What happened to your sentence structure?” I ask, maowing down the shrooms. “Don’t you usually talk…you know, backwards?” He waves a dismissive hand. “I only do that to sound more eccentric. Adds some flavor, you…
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Thank You For Participating in the Giveaway!!!
If you grabbed yourself a copy of Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl during the five day giveaway, then Thank You Muchly!! Definitely the zaniest of my books! I hope you enjoy it, and please leave a positive review once you’re finished! Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door into Evermoor Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a…
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For Today and Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through April 1! This is by far the zaniest of all my books, inspired by Barry Ween and my own take on an R-rated Calvin and Hobbes! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph…
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