Tag: reading
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
A tesla pulls up. The window rolls down. “Get in.” Holy shit—it’s Elon Musk! I slide in beside him, trying to control the quaver in my voice. “To what do I owe the pleasure?” He steps on the accelerator, guiding the car onto the road. “I’m a magnanimous guy. Every now and then, I’ll give…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the wiener-bristle is happening, all you drunk mofos who’ve gotten into an argument with one of your bros, then whipped out your womb-hammer and—Wh’pap-pap, PAP!—raked them across their cheeks and eyes with your unkempt stubble, causing them to clutch the air and howl like Smeagol in full ring-withdrawal, holy fuck that’s gonna leave a…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Check out my first venture into YA fantasy! Jon’s a regular Earth kid who wants something more. After he stumbles through an interdimensional portal, his wishes are granted in spectacular fashion! During his journey, he encounters a Wolven King and an Elerican Witch, the last Wayfarer, and a half-Elf Princess! All this and more in…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
I should write…nah, that shit can wait. Because MyFriendsHotMom dot com! Right as I get to jerking my wiener, Satan appears in a flash of brimstone. “Just as I thought,” he says grimly. “What did I tell you about ignoring your talent? This is your own fault, Kent—fuck around and find out.” I blurt, “I’ve…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get A Door into Evermoor here: A Door…
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Today is the LAST day my YA fantasy, a Door into Evermoor, is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the LAST day my YA fantasy, A Door into Evermoor, is FREE on Kindle! Come get you some portal story adventure with a magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi, Elerican Witches and Sytishi Whisper Folk! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into…
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For today and tomorrow, my YA fantasy, a Door into Evermoor, is FREE on Kindle!
For today and tomorrow, my YA fantasy, A Door into Evermoor, is FREE on Kindle! Come get you some portal story adventure with a magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi, Elerican Witches and Sytishi Whisper Folk! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor…
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My YA fantasy, a Door into Evermoor, is FREE on Kindle through 12/9!
My YA fantasy, A Door into Evermoor, is FREE on Kindle through 12/9! Come get you some portal story adventure with a magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi, Elerican Witches and Sytishi Whisper Folk! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A…
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My YA fantasy, a Door into Evermoor, is FREE on Kindle through 12/9!
My YA fantasy, A Door into Evermoor, is FREE on Kindle through 12/9! Come get you some portal story adventure with a magic revolver named Ailura Qartesi, Elerican Witches and Sytishi Whisper Folk! #Kindle #KindleUnlimited #writingcommunity #writer #booktok #writerscommunity #writing Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get A Door into Evermoor here: A…
Kent Wayne 