Tag: reading
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Chapter 19 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 19 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon snaps out of the Whisper Folk’s illusion, only to find himself in a chaotic, spell-heavy battle! Here’s the link: Chapter 19 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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Musings
I wanted certain conditions because I believed I would be happy once I got them. But then I learned that happiness is independent of conditions. At first I didn’t trust this idea, but then I experienced it. And then, making a deliberate effort to turn in the direction of happiness, I saw that this effort…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerThobberGob YibThibbenWoggen, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Chapter 19 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 19 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon snaps out of the Whisper Folk’s illusion, only to find himself in a chaotic, spell-heavy battle! Here’s the link: Chapter 19 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the hog-bulge is happening, all my well-endowed peers who comprise 95% of the market for gray, penis-revealing sweatpants and who also religiously practice your front-thrust up-twerk so you can get your wiener bouncing and jouncing like some kind of ecstatic sea-creature in the throes of— CHRIST ALMIGHTY, COVER YOUR PIECE! Don’t be flaunting that…
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Musings
I used to think my misfortune was punishment—a price I paid for lacking wisdom, quickness, strength, or cunning. Then I realized it was clarification for what I truly wanted—benefits beyond what I had ever hoped for poured forth from my negative experiences, fulfilling childhood dreams far sooner than I thought possible. So now, instead of…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
For several decades, my life was fine and dandy, then Bill Gates became Emperor of the World. His first order of business was releasing a neuromemetic virus that turned me into a hunted man. That’s right—he’s infected the world with… PENIS ENVY. “Fuck! FUCK!” I flinch and duck as lasers scorch the air to my…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
RugThoggleBoggle! Thank ya Big Big to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Chapter 19 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 19 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon snaps out of the Whisper Folk’s illusion, only to find himself in a chaotic, spell-heavy battle! Here’s the link: Chapter 19 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the jerk-chafe is happening, all you wiener-beaters who stroke with the intensity of a thousand suns, but deeply regret it after your sixth or seventh jerk within 24 hours and now you’re reaching with a trembling hand for your tattered penis, teeth gritted like a mortally wounded action hero who’s about to pull the…
Kent Wayne 