Tag: reading
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the ass-hair is happening, my fellow old fogeys who never before had to worry about grooming your anoos but now all kinds of strange folk want to stick their tongue and fingers in and holy shit you’ve got a date but you forgot to shave GAME OVER MAN WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO— Whoa,…
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Musings
Personally speaking, when I have fun getting lost on the way to what I want, I shorten the journey by leaps and bounds. What I thought would take decades took less than a year. The most important thing was having fun along the way. Fun is the reason I embarked on the journey, because I…
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Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon and his intrepid companions make their way out of an Elerican castle back onto the Iguar-filled streets! Here’s the link: Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“Farewell, Kent Wayne!” Grammar Nazi Prime, my long-time nemesis, cackles over the airplane speaker system. “Remember—it isn’t the fall that kills you…it’s the sudden stop!” His goons grab hold and shove me out the door. I scream like a beeyotch as I plummet into the howling wind. My wiener pokes out from my waistband, looking…
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Musings
If happiness is unconditional (which I believe it is, mostly from personal experiences where I’ve been happy in “miserable” conditions and also where I’ve been miserable in “happy” conditions) then you never need to explain it, justify it, or argue for why you are happy. There is no condition you need to defend it from.…
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Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti heals Lucky’s injuries, then Jon and his adventurers make their way back into Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GorThoobenYobble PerShnickerTinkle, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Readers!!!
SnorBiggleThorpes! Thank ya muchly to all those who read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on Kindle …
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Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti heals Lucky’s injuries, then Jon and his adventurers make their way back into Elerica! Here’s the link: Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-armor is happening, all you lazy fucks who let your oozy goo settle on your body, waiting for it to crust up into a hardened carapace that’s capable of deflecting small arms fire, explosives, and level 3 directed-energy weapo— NASTY! Use some hibiclens, or at the very least some baby wipes, you unhygienic…
Kent Wayne 