Tag: reading
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the demon-gasm is happening, all my fellow fuck-machines who’re smashing away with heretofore unseen vigor, causing your partner’s eyes to roll back in their head as they open wide and let loose with a guttural, bone-chilling howl—RUAAAAAHHH!!!—and now you’re scared as fuck because what if their pupils become blazing red pentagrams and chunks of…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
The last Wayfarer, a half-Elf princess, and a horde of Iguar transformed into Orcs by a Demon Blood Moon! All this and more in my first YA fantasy, A Door into Evermoor! Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets five stars on Amazon!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets an anonymous five star on Amazon! Big thanks to whoever that was! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on…
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Check out my high school absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! (Yes, I know “absurdical” is a made up word)
Idiot demon-jocks, tons of profanity, copious psychedelics, and an airborne kiss at 300 mph, hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha! All this and more in my comedy/horror/sci-fi absurdical, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl! Check it out here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the dick-nick is happening, all you penis-groomers who’re about to go on a date and accidentally cut your womb-hammer while shaving it of fuzzies but now you’re in a panic because your date’s gonna notice and they will definitely, DEFINITELY think you’re a dirty fucking birdy what are you gonna say IT’S NOT A…
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A Door into Evermoor is now on Kindle Unlimited!
My new YA fantasy is up on Kindle Unlimited! Check it out here: A Door into Evermoor. Get The Unbound Realm here: The Unbound Realm, Volume 1 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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Check out my first YA Fantasy book: A Door into Evermoor!
Wolven and witches, magic revolvers and High Taire Duelists! All this and more in my first YA fantasy, A Door into Evermoor! Right now I’m around 20k deep into volume 2, back in the kitchen and making a mess! It’s a relief to be done with the final edits (which I liken more to fussing…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
As Kent Wayne’s wiener, my life is filled with terror and pain. It’s not all holes and tongues. I mean, yes, they massage me on a regular basis, but that doesn’t make up for the unrelenting wear and tear. Ironically, that comes from Kent Wayne himself. Right now he’s sleeping on his disgusting futon, snoring…
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Thank you to all who downloaded Echo!
Thank you muchly to all who downloaded or spread word of the Echo giveaway! Hope it gives you a satisfying dose of dystopian musings and sci fi pew pew! If you’re looking for profane humor mashed with teenage body-switching/horror/comedy/psychedelic weirdness, check out Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. And if you want to check out my first…
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