Tag: humor
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the beast-fuck is happening, my fellow power-sexers who’ve pounded away with unbridled determination, only to have a massive cramp assault your thighs and lower back but you refuse to give up so you grit your teeth and keep pumping while sweat pours down your tension-twisted face and your organs start exploding one by on—…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
In my first year of high school, I learned to become a “Daywalker.” You may recognize the term from Blade—it describes a half-vampire, half-human that has all of the strengths of a vampire, but none of the weaknesses. I call myself that because I’m a nerd and a jock—I enjoy lifting and all forms of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the hook-dick is happening, my fellow upcurved wiener-wielders who have been complimented for your skills in bed and pissed off your lover by shrugging and stating, “I just pound away,” not realizing that the credit goes to the angle of your penis rather than your nonexistent foreplay ski— Hey asshole—with great penis comes great…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
My mortal enemy, Grammar Nazi Prime, has caught me unawares and locked a chastity belt around my wiener. I grew increasingly desperate as I navigated his sinister game, solving riddle after riddle, inching agonizingly closer to unlocking the belt. All the while, sperm in my balls bubbled and boiled, clashing and frothing as my horniness…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the bung-whiff is happening, all you smell-sensitive mofos who have passed by a coworker who looks perfectly normal, only you strongly suspect they’ve gaslit your nostrils with the faint, funky remnants of something that might be week-old bdussy jui— Christ almighty, man—it’s all in your head! (But just to be sure, stalk your coworker…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
BEFORE THERE WAS TIME, BEFORE THERE WAS SPACE… “Alright, think I’ll be a sea god. You guys call me Poseidon from now on, okay?” “Sounds good. I’ll be Zeus. Lightning, thunder, general badassery.” Everyone starts talking, snatching up titles and god-names. I’m not into it—being a god seems like way too much work. “What…
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Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
By the scaly sauropod’s scratchy ballsack!!! Today is the LAST day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! Take a deep breath…deeeep breath…now-triple-somersault-quadruple-lutz-your-unshaven-back-pussy-onto-your-unsuspecting-friend’s-muthuhfucking-FACE! Yes! Tens across the board! Don’t forget to tell everybody about Kor’Thank! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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For today and tomorrow (through March 5), Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Cthulu’s chthonic cock-storm!!! For today and tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! Practice for the eventuality that your paramour will one day ask you to “make love” by staring longingly into the mirror and beating your meat all slow and romantic-like, then go tell everybody! WHOOO!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. …
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For the next three days (through March 5), Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Praise the melanin that tinges my penis, saving it from looking like an uncooked chicken leg!!! For three more days, through March 5, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! Quit trying to steer with your teeth so you can beat yer meat and finger your bung at the same time (that’s a two-handed…
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For the next four days (until March 5), Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
By Voltron’s vituperous Destructo-Cock!!! For the next four days, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle through March 5! Cry a single tear of joy as your son becomes a neurosurgeon/commando/astronaut/giant-dicked pornstar, then go tell everybody! WHOOO!!!! Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol.…
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