Tag: fiction

  • Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!

    YerJooberBoobies!  Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday!  I hope you enjoy it!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on…

  • Chapter 3 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 3 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Slowly but surely, the “normal world” begins falling apart for Jon, eclipsed by crazy visions of a high fantasy realm!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 3 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the whore-hole is happening, my fellow whores of all genders, shapes, and occupations who’ve brazenly offered up your holes for plundering yet time and age have degraded their firmness and now you sob quietly at night as you contemplate how they went from beautiful, tight orifices into yawning caves full of horror and possibly…

  • Echo:  A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel

    I blinks sleepily…then bolt up in bed.  My vision hazes into focus.  Oh shit–there’s a quartet of ski-masked guys standing above my futon. “Don’t kill me!” I scream.  “My penis is far too delicious!” “Nah, we got something better in mind.”  He nods at his colleague.  “Put him inside the virtual reality prison.” “Wait—what?”  I…

  • Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl gets five stars on Amazon!!!

    Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl gets five stars on Amazon!!!

    Big thanks goes out to Kirsten, who just threw Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl a five star rating on Amazon!  Nice to know that my R-rated, psychedelic-filled high school absurdical was able to entertain!  Thank ya muchly, Kirsten!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1…

  • Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon gets his first glimpse of his fantastic destination!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol.…

  • Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!

    Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!

    SkerJibbleNubs!  Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday!  I hope you enjoy it!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol. 3 on Kindle here:  Vol. 3 on Kindle  Vol.4 on Kindle here:  Vol. 4 on…

  • It’s Free Sample Friday!

    It’s Free Sample Friday!

    YerBoggerThog McYobbenThooben, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!!  Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here:  Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here:  Echo.  And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series:  The Unbound Realm.  My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here:  Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all!  🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol.…

  • Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm is UP!

    Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP!  Jon gets his first glimpse of his fantastic destination!  Here’s the link:  Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here:  Kor’Thank:  Barbarian Valley Girl.  Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:  Vol. 1 on Kindle.  Vol. 2 on Kindle here:  Vol.2 on Kindle  Vol.…

  • Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the dick-vein is happening, all you lifters who’ve suddenly realized with dawning horror that society has fooled you into working your muscles until they’re huge and bulbous, popping with vascularity like the veiniest of wieners and holy shit they’ve fooled you into MAKING YOUR LIMBS INTO PENISES— Christ Almighty—People like a little penis-y-ness to…