Tag: fiction
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-armor is happening, all you lazy fucks who let your oozy goo settle on your body, waiting for it to crust up into a hardened carapace that’s capable of deflecting small arms fire, explosives, and level 3 directed-energy weapo— NASTY! Use some hibiclens, or at the very least some baby wipes, you unhygienic…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I’m terrified by what the future might hold for us. Pandemics. More Jake Paul. Super-Karens. Which is why I’ve holed up in an apocalypse-proof bunker, biding my time until things settle down. I pass the time by writing, exercising, and cooking up nommies. Only three things I gotta do today: write, exercise, and eat. But…
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Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti heals Lucky’s injuries, then Jon and his adventurers make their way back into Elerica! Here’s the link: Chapter 23 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the were-whore is happening, all my fellow horndogs-in-hiding who dutifully resist the Call of the Whore while talking about spreadsheets and tepidly engaging in passive-aggressive snark only to lose your mind in the light of a full moon; ripping off your clothes and letting your swollen genitals flap in the wind whilst snarling and…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
After the Gray Alien strike and subsequent zombies, the world transformed into a lawless stretch of desolate turf, contested by all manner of unsavory individuals. I retreated deep into the forest, carving out a life as a quiet hermit. I miss a few things—jiu jitsu, sex with Soccer Moms—but by and large, it’s a decent…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers!!!
GerShnobberYoobs! Thank ya Muchly to all who bought Echo yesterday! I hope you enjoy it! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol. 4 on…
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Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti heals Lucky’s injuries, then Jon and his adventurers make their way back into Elerica! Here’s the link: Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
YunDibbleShibble YerNonkerKuntz, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Today is the LAST day that all four books of the Echo series are FREE!
By the cursed hamstring cramps that interrupt your slappa-slap sex-fest! Today is the LAST day that Echo 1, 2, 3, and 4 are FREE on Kindle! Quit grooming your pubes into a Mario-style mustache so you can make people vomit when you throw on some short-shorts (also could be used as a disgusting garrote—BLECH!) and…
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Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Nyanti heals Lucky’s injuries, then Jon and his adventurers make their way back into Jelia! Here’s the link: Chapter 22 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2…
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