Tag: blogging
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the secret crush is happening, all my fellow stalkers who’ve kept your desire to smash tightly under wraps during the day while masturbating furiously at night, tears leaking from your eyes as you berate yourself because why can’t you WALK UP AND JUST SAY HELLO— For fuck’s sake, man—go say hi before your sheets…
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Musings
The best way to write is to focus on truth as you see it. All that other stuff—humility, knowledge, experience—that’s supposed to inform your writing is really about focusing on truth as you see it. And since it is a universal law that the truth as you see it will evolve and grow, so will…
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Thank You, Recent Echo Purchasers And Readers!!!
NerBoggenThog McGoobenYarble! BIG ol’ Thanks to the people who bought or read Echo on Kindle or Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya bigly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3…
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Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! After summoning the Elemental Arinia D’Sae, Jon and his friends take shelter as she destroys the Iguar! Here’s the link: Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Is butt-stuff that great? I keep seeing articles about it pop up on my feed… Time to find out. I take a deep breath and lube up my index finger. In the hole it goes…hmm…so far, it feels like I’m taking a giant shit. Not impressed. Then my finger locks in place. What the fuck? …
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 2 of 5, is UP!
Poop, boogers, widening buttholes, and racist epithets. This one was recorded on Septermber 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 2 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along…
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Musings
We are caught in the throes of an ever-expanding existence, destined to forge our own meaning from a sea of outcomes. Fortunately, we are given the limitations of time and space. They encourage us to walk in certain directions, ensuring we aren’t overwhelmed by a deluge of choices. This game called life comes with a…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the butt-fur is happening, all you oblivious mofos who happily and ignorantly dum-de-dumm through life whilst growing an evil jungle of enormous proportions betwixt your ass-cheeks, completely unaware of it until your lover takes a peek down there and projectile-vomits a couple of organs because of the sheer, unbridled horro— Are you TRYING to…
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Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! After summoning the Elemental Arinia D’Sae, Jon and his friends take shelter as she destroys the Iguar! Here’s the link: Chapter 26 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
“You’re a real keeper, Kent.” Catwoman lies down next to me, stroking the little patch of hair between my muscled-up pecs. “Bruce is a specimen, but his wiener is unimpressive. Kind of on the small side, actually.” “Ha!” I punch the air in triumph. “KNEW IT! Anyways, thanks for making sex with me, but I…
