“You’re a real keeper, Kent.” Catwoman lies down next to me, stroking the little patch of hair between my muscled-up pecs. “Bruce is a specimen, but his wiener is unimpressive. Kind of on the small side, actually.”
“Ha!” I punch the air in triumph. “KNEW IT! Anyways, thanks for making sex with me, but I gotta get back to fighting crime. Life of a Robin, you know?” I pull on my tights and fasten my belt buckle.
“KENT!” A booted foot kicks the door open. Batman strides in. “FUCKING MY GIRLFRIEND?? IN MY FUCKING BEDROOM?????”
“Whoops, gotta go!” Catwoman jacknifes out the window.
“What does she SEE in you?” He tromps forward with clenched fists. “You’re the shittiest Robin EVER! You’re always high on shrooms, always surfing milf porn instead of solving crimes…never mind—I’m gonna beat the repentance out of your scheming little ass!”
“I’ll show you what she sees in me!” I unzip my fly and try to pull my wiener out, but fuck me–the head is tangled around my ankle!
“Pathetic,” Batman sneers. “Instead of fighting like a man you’re trying to gross me out. Prepare to get whupped, you—”
Fuck it. No options left. So I open my eReader to Echo, activating its reality distortion powers. Magic flash.
My tights dissolve, unleashing my beautiful wiener from its superhero confines. It slaps Bruce twice across the face—wh’pap-PAP (mushroom stamp!)—before it wraps around his neck and chokes him out.
I sprint out of the manor, enjoying the breeze on my nekkid body. Ha HA! Kent Wayne wins agai—
“HEY!” Superman roars from a thousand feet above. “Did you have a threesome with Lois and Wonder Woman? IN MY OWN FUCKING BED?”
Oh shit! Kent Wayne on the run again!
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