Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical

Is butt-stuff that great?  I keep seeing articles about it pop up on my feed…

Time to find out.

I take a deep breath and lube up my index finger.

In the hole it goes…hmm…so far, it feels like I’m taking a giant shit.  Not impressed.

Then my finger locks in place.  What the fuck?  Can’t…pull it…OUT…

An evil voice laughs into my mind:  [Ooh hoo ha ha!  OH HO HO HO!!]

[Who are you?] I think desperately.  [WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY GODDAMN FINGER?]

[I’m hurt, Kent.  Don’t you recognize your lifelong enemy?]  A grinning, cadaver-like face flashes through my mind.  No jawline, receded hair, and ugly as fuck.

Oh no!  It’s Grammar Nazi Prime!

[It took the better part of two years, but I managed to plant a hypnotic suggestion in your pea-brained psyche.  That bottle of lube you bought is no accident.  It’s filled with nanotech robots—your gross motor movements are now under my complete control.]

[GO FUCK YOURSELF!] I project.

[Funny—I was about to say the same to you.]  His grin grows wider.  [Prepare for the second finger.]

[No—NO!]  Sweat breaks out across my brow.  My eyes tick back and forth as I try to think of something—ANYTHING—that’ll stop this bastard from widening my b-hole!

Then my middle finger starts worming its way in.  Fuck it.  No options left.  I open my eReader to Kor’Thank, activating its reality distortion powers.  Magic flash.

My eyes steel over.  [Prepare to reap the whirlwind.]  My finger finds the magic button inside my rectum and gives it a push.  The foulest, stinkiest, evilest cum in the history of ejacs shoots from my wiener and teleports into Grammar Nazi Prime’s secret hideout, deluging his face with my asparagus-tainted load.


That’s what you get for your anal trickery!  HEH heh heh!  Kent Wayne wins again!


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