Tag: blogging
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the turd-sweat (that’s when you break into a copious sweat because you’re holding back the mother of all shit-logs) is happening, all you polite mofos who’ve crawled across the ground as you made your way to the toilet because you can’t risk relaxing your sphincter, gasping and squealing like you were some shot-up grunt…
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Musings
If youth is a mindset that facilitates flexibility, growth, and the ability to revel in new adventures and new challenges, then old age is an attachment to fear, comfort, and a faulty assumption that one has accounted for every possibility and concluded it is better to never take a risk or consider an outlandish idea.…
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Thank You Recent Echo Purchasers and Readers!!!
YibThongerNob GerShoozenFuntz! Thank ya Thank ya to the people who bought Echo on Kindle or read it on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Thank ya muchly! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here:…
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Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is up!
BerKoom! Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is UP! Here we go: an aimless kid who doesn’t want to go to college, doesn’t want to vie for a corner office and cushy 401k, but doesn’t know what else to do. Luckily for him, he stumbles onto a reality-bending contract that shows him–in the words of…
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Echo: A Dystopian Science Fiction Novel
I never planned on being a Man Whore. It just kinda fell into my lap. After women kept texting me, “How much for 1 sex?” I decided hey—why not make some money off my knee-knocking womb-hammer? Seeing as it’s a pandemic, I’ve decided to implement a special discount. Pay for 1 sex, get the second…
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Echo, Volume 1 gets four stars on Amazon!!!
YibRobbleThog! Thank you big time, Denise L, for giving Echo 1 a four star rating on Amazon! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol. 3 on Kindle here: Vol. 3 on Kindle Vol.4 on Kindle here: Vol.…
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A new Strained Brains podcast with me and Burt, Part 3 of 5, is UP!
Poop, boogers, widening buttholes, and racist epithets. This one was recorded on September 15. Check it out here: Strained Brains Part 3 of 5 In Strained Brains, I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along…
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Musings
For me, emotional intelligence is about intuiting the fastest possible route toward a positive mindset (which translates to a positive perspective, which psychologically primes me to look for opportunities and advantages). Sometimes, this means deliberately choosing a positive thought. But if I try to jump the gun and become too positive too fast (if it…
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The Prologue for the Unbound Realm is UP!
Here’s the prologue for the Unbound Realm, Volume 1, book 1 (I think of 3) of the YA fantasy series I’ve been writing. Less swearing, first person, and–hopefully–better written than my other books! Prologue to the Unbound Realm, Volume 1: A Door into Evermoor.
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
PerYoogleMog DerShinkenNipple, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
Kent Wayne 