Tag: blogging
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Check out my podcast: Strained Brains!
TherDoobenYobs! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo Vol.…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
“Just one of these testicles will sate our Shadow Demon overlord for the next thousand eons!” Jeff Bezos unzips my pants, wagging a meat cleaver as he meets the gazes of his fellow billionaire-nerds. “Can you believe our luck?” “No!” I struggle frantically against my restraints, but it’s no use—they’ve tied me securely to their…
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Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm is UP!
Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm, my work-in-process YA fantasy series, is UP! Jon gets his first glimpse of his fantastic destination! Here’s the link: Chapter 2 of the Unbound Realm Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on Kindle Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cum-shield is happening, all my fellow laze-holes who never bother changing your sheets and make a habit of blasting them with jizz, causing them to harden into impenetrable armor that you use as a barrier when some asshole burglar runs into your home and tries to plug you but surprise, motherfucker, can’t get…
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Musings
Those who expand their ability and perception will ride a current of new opportunities. But those who cling to the comfort of preconception will be increasingly anchored by regret and ignorance. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here: Vol.2 on…
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Check out my podcast: Strained Brains!
TherDoobenYobs! Check out my podcast: Strained Brains! I interview my best buddies, alternative medicine practitioners, military “elite,” a massage therapist who grew up in the third world and started a thriving business in America, along with a whole lot more! Give it a listen by following the links on this page: Strained Brains Podcast. Get Echo Vol.…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
ArJumberYums NerScobberBoobs, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is up!
BerKoom! Chapter 1 of the Unbound Realm is UP! Here we go: an aimless kid who doesn’t want to go to college, doesn’t want to vie for a corner office and cushy 401k, but doesn’t know what else to do. Luckily for him, he stumbles onto a reality-bending contract that shows him–in the words of…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the terror-cock is happening, all my fellow meat-packers who are slinging so much sausage that you gotta spray it with ice water and put a bow-tie on it to make it look as small and respectable as possible before showing it to a potential mate because otherwise they’ll go make a run for the…
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Musings
Fear and anger can be used to motivate, but they are limited in the long run. Motivation must eventually turn into internal inspiration (which in my experience doesn’t arise from fear and anger) or we are doomed to remain reactive beasts. Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here:…
