Category: Kor’Thank
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the cock-odor is going on, you nasty fucks who gauge your dick-dirtiness by seeing if it smells when you whip it out to pee (had a friend who took that as a clue to shower—true story) but otherwise remain undisturbed by the Cthulu-like horror that’s festering between your le— Jesus fucking CHRIST! How the…
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Thank You Recent Echo and Kor’Thank Purchasers and Readers!!!
YerbaNobber Gobbologist REX! Big ol’ Thank You Muchly to those fantastic folks who bought Echo or Kor’Thank or read Echo on Kindle Unlimited yesterday! Whoever you people are…Thank You So Much!!! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol. 1 on Kindle here: Vol. 1 on Kindle. Vol. 2 on Kindle here:…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
YerJobbyNobby ErGoobenShlatz, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
Hey guys! Have you ever played a cutthroat version of musical chairs, where you accidentally fart and your reptile brain immediately flicks on, scanning for any poor fuck who simply LOOKS like they fart a lot, then wrinkling your nose while shaking your head in disgust at them so you can direct a hive-mind of…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Quarantine, day gajillion times a ferbillion + 3… It’s Friday. How do I know that, when all sense of time slips and slides like an oooey-gooey turd? Because I spend every Friday in a contest of wills, engaged in an arm-wrestling match with my seething penis. “You…won’t…win…” Its muscular head curls around my hand, reddening…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the shriveled wiener is happening, all you penile perfectionists who’ve given your junk a couple of tugs and a bunch of flicks to lengthen it up before showing it to the doctor because his office is so goddamn cold and you’re not trying to hit on the guy, but at the same time you…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerNoobyDooby ErShlockenBits, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the sex-squelch is going on, all you Terrible People who’ve banged away with such intensity that it sounds like a fifty-foot Homer Simpson is ripping serious ass from whatever orifice you’ve chosen to plunder, to the point where you blame and ostracize your lover like the budding politician you are and cause them such…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Fascinating…I study my right index finger, globby with a nugget of my own snot. Shall it go inside my toddler mouth? Or should I adorn a chair with its gelatinous grace? Perhaps I should go a different route, and anoint one of my fellow attendees with a green upper li— Before I can decide on…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the gooch-sweat is happening, all you frivolous fuckers who like to weaponize the perspiration on your taint by using it to slip-n-slide across your passed-out friend’s unguarded face while throwing up devil horns for the laughing mofos who’re recording you on their phon— Holy HELL, man! You need some serious sensitivity training on why…
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