Category: Kor’Thank
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Everyone says there’s a male g-spot, but I call bullshit. I’ve spent the last twenty minutes rooting through my butthole and nothing’s happening. Was this just a ploy to make me finger myself? Damn you internet! Sigh. Guess it’s a lost cause. I’m about to pull out when the ground starts shaking. Oh shit—a random…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the butt-hair is happening, my fellow anus-shavers who’ve gone about trimming your ass fur like you’re defusing a bomb, sweat beading off your forehead because you can’t stop thinking about this new trend where eating someone’s butt is the cool thing to do so you gotta make sure it looks like a hairless pair…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
NerYubberYog McThoosenFizz, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the taint-tickle is happening, all my nervous sex-makers who have entered the mid-stage of a relationship and are stretching out with your senses like young Luke Skywalker, trying to feel for the exact right moment when you should go from the boring-ass. scripted-as-hell genital licking/stroking down to the little strip of no man’s land…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
I’ve knocked out my word count, lifted weights, and gone for a bike ride. Now I’m walking my 10 lb. Terrier and best friend: Bitefighter. As I round the corner, I bump into an ultra-hot single mom. We get to chatting, and in the course of our conversation, I reveal that I’m the prolific sci-fi…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the dangly-balls is happening, my fellow giant-scroted men who are just so proud of your big-ass nuts, proclaiming to anyone and everyone they do a great job of slapping the clit, but when you talk about them to a lady she just gives you a pained grimace and gently informs you they’re not beautiful…
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It’s Free Sample Friday!
GerNooberPlibbity YerkenShtock, IT’S FREE SAMPLE FRIDAY!!! Check out barbarian warriors, teen geniuses, and teen queens here: Kor’Thank, and angry cyborg-shooter-soldier fellas here: Echo. And here’s the first few chapters of my YA fantasy series: The Unbound Realm. My podcast, Strained Brains, is available here: Strained Brains Happy Friday y’all! 🙂 🙂 😀 Get Kor’Thank here: Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl. Get Echo Vol.…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the Death Cock is going on, my fellow Meatpackers who’ve waited for someone to start an argument and then ended it by unzipping your pants and—Ka-THUNK—slapping your big ol’ womb-hammer down on the table, putting your hands on your hips, and smiling like the cat that got the motherfucking cre— Dude, just because you…
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Kor’Thank: A High School Absurdical
Novelty. The masses adore it. Artists crave it. How can we channel transcendence and resonance into new forms and dazzling patterns? An eternal question, one that authors struggle with on a daily basis. The drama of humanity, captured in everything from violence and beauty and primal instincts… Fuck this—I’m getting nowhere. I down five handfuls…
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Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!
What the fart-cushion is happening, all you devious motherfuckers who have observed your enemy with rapt attention, waiting until they leave so you can sit in their seat and unleash a terrible blast of hot sauce-tainted Evil into the porous depths of their beloved chair, ensuring that when they come back and sit they’ll inadvertently…
Kent Wayne 